Merlin: Arthur, help! I was POISONED
Arthur: it's called being drunk, Merlin. And I'm getting worried since that's becoming a habit lately! I need a sober manservant!
..... Merlin.
Merlin get up. I don't care if your veins turn green, you're not getting the day off
Merlin : help!
Arthur: god, you're going to be insufferable tomorrow, aren't you?
Merlin: Arthur, I am seriously dying right now!
Arthur: *skeptical*: nah, you're fine
Merlin: if i die that is your fault!
Arthur: you're not going to die Merlin! And it's YOUR fault for drinking too much
Merlin: *dies*
Arthur: *shakes his head* what a drama queen