mouthporn.net
@theroundbartable on Tumblr
Avatar

Take a seat :)

@theroundbartable / theroundbartable.tumblr.com

Rai (25/any) insta: @Changelink23- Or ao3: @theroundbartable- Wattpad: Changelink23; Merch:https://www.redbubble.com/people/Changelink/shop or support me on Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/theroundbartable
Avatar

Welcome at The Round Bar Table ⚔️🔮🛡️

At this table everyone is equal. All food drinks are free (Merlin and Gwaine decided that Arthur is paying).

Menu:
Salad: any picks from the menu are free to use (tag me)
  • #Concept
  • #sketch
  • #Merlin meta
Main course: (dm me if you want to use them)
  • #My art
  • #my writing
  • #ao3
While you wait, have a couple drinks on the house (random reblogs):
  • #include fandom/fandom short here
  • #reblog
Desserts:
  • #delete later
  • #faq
  • #personal
  • #ask
  • #answer
In case of allergies:
  • #Spoiler
  • #reblog (to avoid spam)
  • #TW or #TW: *insert specifics*
  • #free shipping

The menu may contain accidental crossovers, alternate universes, time travel, other fandoms and multishipping

Knights code:

Tumblr is the Queer space of social media. Tolerance is key.

If you're Transphobic, Antisemitic, Racist, Sexist, whatever, kindly fuck off. You will be executed blocked.

Do not repost to other websites! (Reposting ≠ reblogging)

In case you want to support me, I also have instagram, ao3, deviantart, redbubble and KoFi! Feel free to reblog and share :)
Avatar
reblogged

Sick fic au 2.0

It's years into Arthur's regency when Merlin has become court sorcerer and he has assistants who do his medical work for him. (Pre-relationship)

Arthur has become sick. He, however, didn't think it was worth informing Merlin, so he begs the assistant to keep it quiet.

The assistant, new, still not educated enough and intimidated by the king and Merlin alike, does their very best to keep Merlin in the dark and the King well enough for court meetings, because Arthur refuses to lay down when he should be leading his kingdom.

Over night, it gets really bad.

Arthur: *delirious* Merlin

Assistant: he's asleep, and you told me not to get him, should I-

Arthur: where is Merlin? *Suddenly shouting* MERlin!!!

Assistant: it's okay! (Merlin is going to be so mad when he finds out I failed the King), Merlin is asleep. I can get him tomorrow-

Arthur: *almost crying* Merlin!!!!

Assistant *giving up and terrified*: I'll get him

Merlin is too worried to even care. He rushes into the room in his nightrobes, sleep deprived and scared.

Merlin: Arthur, I'm here. *At assistant* he needs more water and something to cool his head. Arthur, how are you feeling?

Arthur: *staring right at him* better *falls asleep*

Assistant: um- is that- is that bad? Oh god, did I kill the King?

Merlin: *beat red* erm- no. That's.... I think he just needed to see me.

Assistant: huh?

Merlin: why don't you take the night off? I'll stay with him.

I'm tempted to write this

@toomanyfanficsbruh please do! I'd love to read it!!!

Altho I feel like your URL suggests you have a lot to do haha XD

Pfft, perfect timing actually, after exams, I am so free!! More like nonfanficsbruh :(

But if I am to do this, I'm gonna need a name for this assistant guy 😂

My brain whispers to me that his name is Pickles. I'm not going to question it, I'm just glad it's not another Brian haha XD

Pickles! Perfect!

Well, I'm getting started on this today, no matter what 😉

(what's the matter with Brians?)

It's my go-to OC name :)

I use him too often.

Ah, right. That's okay, he's just a reoccurring character in every universe 😉

Also, I have started writing it! I feel a little queasy, actually, because this is the first time I'm writing a proper fic, hopefully it doesn't Flop in my face 🤦‍♀️

That's ok :D

Do your worst haha it'll take the fear off. It's fanfiction, we're not gonna expect a masterpiece . Although it could still happen 👀

But if it is one, you'd be the last to know. For now, it doesn't have to be anything but the story you want to write.

So, no pressure.

I hope this is motivating, haha XD

Avatar

Uther hates playing chess.

It's not that he hates the game, he just has terrible opponents. His son, Arthur, is a worthy match, but his prince duties are increasing lately and Uther is tired of Arthur's complaints that Uther 'only wins because he's the King'.

The problem is that it's true. No one wants to win against a King except another King. But how often does Uther get to challenge one except for endless bouts through letters?

Until -

Arthur: he's a terrible servant! He doesn't listen to me and treats me like a commoner!

Uther: *perking up* that servant?

Arthur: *realizing whom he's talking to* ... Yes, but- he's not that bad! An idiot, one who doesn't care about propriety but he's a good one. And it's sort of refreshing to not be-

Uther: You misunderstand. It's fine. Do you think he knows how to play chess?

Arthur: ... I don't know? I mean, he can read and write, which is surprising, and he speaks more languages than you'd expect, so maybe?

Uther: wonderful. I'd like to try it our

Arthur: *irritated* yes, Sire.

...

Uther: go on then. You do know how to play?

Merlin: *nervous* A little. My mother taught me

Uther: wonderful. And do not be afraid to put in a fight, I'm so bored of easy wins.

Merlin: am I not being executed if I win?

Uther: *shocked at Merlin's bluntness* excuse me?

Merlin: ... Am I being executed for asking?

Uther: ... I think this is gonna be fun. You take the white pieces.

Merlin: alright, Sire.

...

Uther: *shellshocked*

Merlin: may I leave, Sire?

Uther: how on earth did you-

Merlin: I was allowed to win, right?

Uther: of course. But how-

Merlin: it's in the strategy. You like to sacrifice your pawns to make space for your knights and bishops. And you barely move your Queen.

Uther: I'm protecting the King! The most important piece on the field!!!

Merlin: A good King wouldn't sacrifice his people for no reason. There is no shame in trying to save them all.

Uther: that's what Arthur would do and how he would keep losing. You didn't do that at all! You basically sacrificed every single piece on the field in a suicide mission!

Merlin: *blinking dumbly* I'm protecting my King. The most important piece on the field.

Avatar

Arthur is obsessed with Merlin's hands.

Merlin's hands aren't fragile and slim, they are steady and broad like a farmer's hands. Rough from washing, calloused from joining Arthur in knight training.

Their touch is rough too, because nothing about Merlin is truly gentle. Merlin grabs him by the collar and shoves him out of bed, he rightens Arthur's shirts in quick tugs and pushes him around and out the door when Arthur stalls. Merlin has an inate strength to him that people wouldn't expect, that they deny him even.

People think Merlin is gentle because his smile is gentle and the way he talks is, and the way he treats everyone else is too.

To Arthur, they are a completely different set of hands.

The mere fact that Merlin's hands are warm and they linger has Arthur's in a chokehold. Merlin will brush over Arthur's shoulder, strong and reassuringly. He'll squeeze his arm or pull him back up in a quick motion.

Merlin is not strong like a knight, not careful like the servants, not filigrane and tender like a nobleman.

He's all of them and more, and yet, he's something else entirely. And most of all, he's never what he should be. He's rough when he should be gentle and gentle where he should be strong.

He's everything Arthur needs, whenever he needs it. And Arthur is obsessed with it.

Avatar
reblogged

Sick fic au 2.0

It's years into Arthur's regency when Merlin has become court sorcerer and he has assistants who do his medical work for him. (Pre-relationship)

Arthur has become sick. He, however, didn't think it was worth informing Merlin, so he begs the assistant to keep it quiet.

The assistant, new, still not educated enough and intimidated by the king and Merlin alike, does their very best to keep Merlin in the dark and the King well enough for court meetings, because Arthur refuses to lay down when he should be leading his kingdom.

Over night, it gets really bad.

Arthur: *delirious* Merlin

Assistant: he's asleep, and you told me not to get him, should I-

Arthur: where is Merlin? *Suddenly shouting* MERlin!!!

Assistant: it's okay! (Merlin is going to be so mad when he finds out I failed the King), Merlin is asleep. I can get him tomorrow-

Arthur: *almost crying* Merlin!!!!

Assistant *giving up and terrified*: I'll get him

Merlin is too worried to even care. He rushes into the room in his nightrobes, sleep deprived and scared.

Merlin: Arthur, I'm here. *At assistant* he needs more water and something to cool his head. Arthur, how are you feeling?

Arthur: *staring right at him* better *falls asleep*

Assistant: um- is that- is that bad? Oh god, did I kill the King?

Merlin: *beat red* erm- no. That's.... I think he just needed to see me.

Assistant: huh?

Merlin: why don't you take the night off? I'll stay with him.

I'm tempted to write this

@toomanyfanficsbruh please do! I'd love to read it!!!

Altho I feel like your URL suggests you have a lot to do haha XD

Pfft, perfect timing actually, after exams, I am so free!! More like nonfanficsbruh :(

But if I am to do this, I'm gonna need a name for this assistant guy 😂

My brain whispers to me that his name is Pickles. I'm not going to question it, I'm just glad it's not another Brian haha XD

Pickles! Perfect!

Well, I'm getting started on this today, no matter what 😉

(what's the matter with Brians?)

It's my go-to OC name :)

I use him too often.

Avatar
A team of specialists from the universities of St Andrews, Reading, and Newcastle carried out the investigation of the site, which is a mound on Bodmin Moor, located in southwestern England. It consists of a rectangular bank of earth and stone formed with 56 standing stones, some measuring up to 1.8m, which are either leaning, recumbent or partially buried. It’s protected by Historic England, which listed it as an early medieval animal pen from around 1000 AD. However, there had been some speculation that due to integrated standing stones, the mound was much older.
The team used a technique called optically stimulated luminescence, or OSL – the date the mound to the neolithic period making it around 5500 years old – 4000 years earlier than previously thought. OSL is used to date when sediment was last exposed to light, prior to burial.
Avatar
reblogged

You know what's one thing I'm disappointed we never got in Merlin? After the troll episodes, the entire event was never brought up again!

I mean, I understand if the people of Camelot would rather forget about the whole thing, but Arthur had a troll for a stepmother for like a week and Merlin never teased him about it later on?!

I would really like to write a fic or au some day set in the Golden Age where it's discovered that dragonlords got their powers from being descended from ancient powerful dragons that shapeshifted in humans and had half-human children.

And Arthur's reaction is to turn to Merlin and go "So what you're telling me is that one of your ancestors was deranged enough to sleep with a dragon? That certainly confirms my theory that your insanity is passed down through your blood."

And of course Merlin immediately fires back, "And remind me Sire, which of our family trees includes a troll?"

Arthur sputters for a moment before shouting that that doesn't count, she enchanted his father and the whole thing was a trick, before Geoffrey pipes up and says, "Actually sire, as it was an official wedding, Queen Catrina the Troll was officially added to the Pendragon family tree. And as the marriage was never formally annulled before her death, she cannot be removed from the record."

Arthur's left horrified by this, while Merlin's laughing his ass off.

I just think a scene like that would be neat!

Another thought on this, you know what would also be funny? If Arthur, Merlin, and the knights, while on a quest, came across a colony of trolls living in a cave.

Of course, they all prepare to be attacked by the angry trolls, but then one troll barks out in a gravelly voice, "Wait, isn't that human with the gold sword Grolda's stepson?"

The trolls pause and look at Arthur, and they start murmuring amongst themselves, while Arthur, Merlin, and the knights all glance at each other, very confused, but they begin to creep back towards the exit while the trolls are distracted by whatever they're talking about.

Before they can make it to the exit and escape though, the trolls turn back to them with grotesque smiles on their faces. Suddenly, one of the trolls started speaking to Arthur, who had to resist the urge to violently flinch backwards at the smell of its breath.

"Well, we had heard that that old wench had gone and disguised herself as some ugly princess to trick the king of Camelot into marrying her, but none of us thought she'd ever get away with it! It turns out you humans are a bit thicker in the head than you think! Never thought we'd be seeing you around these parts though!"

Arthur and Merlin both take sharp inhales at that, realizing now that these trolls must have known the one that pretended to be Catrina and infiltrated Camelot.

The group of trolls then starts to crowd around the group of humans, putting them on the defensive. The trolls push them back, further into the cave and towards a long slab of rock that looked like it was being used as a long feasting table, if the rotten fruit and meat piled up on it was any indication.

Arthur's anxiety increased with each step back he was forced to take. Were these trolls aiming to avenge their friend? Oh god, were the trolls looking to make a meal out of them?!

Arthur swung his sword at the troll in front of him with all his might, fueled by fear and desperation. He couldn't meet his end at the hands of these disgusting creatures!

To Arthur's horror though, the beast simply caught his arm in an inhumanly strong grip and laughed, his breath somehow smelling even worse than before.

"You've got some fight in ya! I'm sure you'll fit right in, but that still no way to greet family!"

Arthur lowered his arm, confusion somehow overpowering his fear. "Family?" His tone was filled with disgust, confusion, and sheer disbelief.

The troll grinned at him again, this time slinging a grimy arm over Arthur's shoulders.

"Of course! I should introduce myself. The name's Bronk, and I'm your step-uncle!"

(Merlin almost couldn't stop himself from laughing hysterically, but he managed to barely stifle his laughs.)

And that's how Arthur found himself, dumbfounded, sitting with Merlin and the knights at a feasting table filled with rotten food, listening to his new "extended family" introduce themselves and discuss all the best ways to introduce him to the troll lifestyle.

The trolls all tolerated the knights, but funnily enough, they seemed to be enjoying Merlin's company, laughing at the stories that the manservant was telling them. At Arthur's questioning look, Merlin shrugs and says "It's not that different from sitting with the knights during feasts. They have all the same manners anyways, and at least the trolls don't demand me to fetch them more mead."

And that's how Arthur got forcefully adopted by his troll stepfamily! :D

(also @sugar-coated-prat-dragon, since I promised you something fluffy! <3)

Fucking hell, this is brilliant :D

Avatar

Still convinced that this whole thing has more to do with Lamiah's preferences than theirs.

She's a creature that survives on human life force. Why would that have anything to do with strength?

She could have chosen women and children, make it easier for herself, but she chose men (or what she perceived as men) because that's what she's into. (At least food/taste wise)

This interpretation saves many queer headcanons

1. Bi!Gwen

2. Aro/ace Leon

3. Gay!Percival

4. Nonbinary!Elyan (that's why I said male perceived)

Merlin is, I believe, still saved because of his magic. He's unaffected by her magic because the Lamiah decides who is affected, except if you have magic.

I like my hc.

Avatar
Avatar
clos-posts

Okay so, hear me out:

I've been on a bit of a Merlin fanfic hyperfocuse and came across another "I'm Emrys" where Merlin has to perform magic for Arthur to believe him, in front of the entire round table council, and I had a thought.

So, we all know that Merlin is magic itself, spells that seemed powerful to other sorcerers are not that powerful to Merlin and my hc is that these spells barely make his eyes turn gold, like maybe a flicker so fast the average person will miss it.

So I imagine Merlin saying he's Emrys and Arthur being all 'well then prove it' and Merlin makes a fireball (cliche I know but bear with me). Now Arthur has seen this spell and though he has a merger knowledge of magic, knows that it's quite a powerful spell and that most sorcerers eyes are practically a blinding gold, but Merlins eyes don't change. That and Merlin doesn't even speak and therefore didn't cast a spell.

Arthur, thinking that some other sorcerer helped Merlin with his self-sacrificing, kind-hearted, not wanting anyone to die personality, appear as if Merlin is this 'Emrys' and in a patience but patronizing tone tells Merlin that's is honorable to try and protect this Emrys, but his eyes didn't even change colour and therefore can not be a sorcerer.

Merlin, in a very Merlin way, huffs and proceeds to say something like 'Well duh, that was a very simple spell. Doesn't even require that much magic to perform' and the entire room goes silent.

(meanwhile Guise blood pressure has skyrocketed and is on the verge of either killing Merlin himself or having a heart attack. He hasn't decided yet.)

Arthur, absolutely baffled (and a little turn on at the casual display of apparently immense power), asks: 'What will make your eyes gold then? If you even are a sorcerer?'

Merlin, never one to back down from a challenge and already too deep into this, shrugs and says 'We would need to be outside'

And that's how the whole council ends up on the training grounds opposite Merlin waiting in anticipation as to what he will do.

There's silence so thick that no one dares break until Merlin starts to chant. At first nothing happens and Arthur is relieved (and a little disappointed), but then clouds start to gather, think dark clouds above them, and Merlin starts to get louder. Thunder claps across the sky and there electricity in the air making Arthur's hair stand on end and a shiver works its way down his spine. He looks at Merlin and though it's subtle at first, his eyes are glowing gold.

The tension builds and builds and with one final shout from Merlin, his eyes, a brilliant gold, as lightning falls all around him, clashing to the ground destroying the train field in its wake.

Arthur can do nothing but stare. Breath caught, heart hammer, and a sudden hot arousal catching him off guard. He can do nothing but stare at Merlin, his loyal manservant, standing amidst the lighting with his head thrown back and a look of contentment on his face, as if performing magic of this magnitude is comfortable, relaxing, an everyday occurrence.

When Merlins eyes meet Arthur's, there's a, small, sad smile on his lips, and then quicker then it had started the lightning stops and the clouds disappear, and the only thing that can be heard is the birds beginning to sing again.

Arthur can't think of anything to say and stupidly say 'you destroyed the training grounds'. Merlin at this point blushes, stammers out an apology before waving his hand with a few muttered words and the training field is in perfect condition once again.

Arthur and the entire council are baffled.

Then, before anyone could say anything, Arthur blurts out a command for Merlin to go to Arthur's chambers and he does. Without question. Just a shrug, and walks off. Arthur is wheeling. This powerful sorcerer, who just showed them a feat that no mortal man will ever replicate just listens to his command with nothing but a shrug!

Anyway, once Arthur has calmed the council somewhat he makes his way to his chambers. Once he enters Merlin is speaking so fast it's hard to keep up, something about coins, destiny and then shockingly how Arthur is the only person that can kill him if he uses Excalibur. What. The. Fuck.

Arthur: I'm not going to kill you Merlin!! Why would I kill you?!?

Merlin: Well, I mean, umm, I'm a sorcerer? Emery's? The strongest warlock to ever walk the Earth?

Arthur: I'm not going to kill you Merlin. However! If you do not take me to bed and absolutely ravish me in the next 10 minutes, I may have to resort to drastic measures!

Merlin, absolutely gobsmacked, face red: Wh- what measures..?

Arthur, absolutely confident, turned on beyond belief, practically gagging for it: I'll start begging.

And before he knows it Merlin pounces, and the rest is history.

That was not meant to be as long as it was... 😂

BUT!! If someone who writes fics could take this and write a fully fleshed version on this and then tag me in it I would be forever grateful. ADHD and dyslexia does not make a good writer for me unfortunately 🥲🥲🥲

OH! One last thing! I have a hc that cold iron had a natural negative field which repels energy which is why those that have learned magic have it cut off when chained in cold iron. They can't draw upon their magic from the energy around them. However, with Merlin being magic it's a little different for him.

So, I had this image of a knight, without prompting thinking he's doing what the king would want, walks up to Merlin at some point during his light show and slaps cold iron shackles on him. But, instead of the magic stopping, Merlins eyes grow brighter and bright, and the shackles start to shake and groan, because whilst cold iron does repel energy, it's a little hard to do that from both sides and can't take the pressure. At some point the shackles start to glow as the negative properties of the iron are being overwhelmed and forced into itself. Merlin looks down, looks back at the now terrified knight and says: You should probably duck. And no soon has the knight hit the ground the shackles explode, for lack of a better word. No harm done to Merlin tho.

Avatar

Arthur: ok, Merlin, I want to confess my love to Guinevere and I need your help practising

Merlin: hmm. Ok. Pretend I'm Gwen

Arthur: right. But you're not allowed to make fun of me

Merlin: *fingers crossed* I wouldn't dream of it

Arthur: *nervous* ok, alright. *Takes deep breath* Dear Guinevere-

Merlin: what, is this a letter?

Arthur: shut up, Merlin. So, Guinevere. I know that I told you before- we couldn't be because I'm a King and you're a servant-

Merlin: haha. xD

Arthur: Merlin, be serious!

Merlin: sorry, it's just, you said the same thing when you told me we couldn't be Friends. Please continue

Arthur: *flushes* erm, fine. But I realize now that you, Guinevere, are more than a Queen, to me. You're funny and kind and beautiful-

Merlin: All things I already know *playfully pretends to flip his hair away*

Arthur: Merlin!!! I'm trying to confess my love to you!!!!

Merlin: ...

Arthur: Guinevere! I meant Guinevere!!!!

Merlin: right...

Merlin: are you sure?

You are using an unsupported browser and things might not work as intended. Please make sure you're using the latest version of Chrome, Firefox, Safari, or Edge.
mouthporn.net