Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

Reblog if you're okay with people coming into your DMs with the "you seem really odd and your blog intrigues me, do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters"

radiotrio my beloveds

day 6 - Halloween (pirates lol)

If sinners don't age but hellborns do, what would happen if a sinner took in a hellborn?

11.11 🥢🤎

best friends

helluva boss au where it’s all the same except blitz spends the month after apology tour learning a new language on duolingo just to get daily messages from an owl (it’s not his owl but he can pretend)

i really didn’t expect this to pop off the way it did - thanks 4 am me

He's specifically learning French because he heard it's sexy to speak French between someone's legs. He isn't expecting to get a chance to show Stols but it's as good a language as any...

I love this

but i am also now stuck with the image of blitz whispering “croissant” in a bad french accent into stolas’s cloaca

Blitz: crawsawntttt!

Stolas: no no, let me show you how it's done. [Gets right up next to blitzs dick like he's gonna suck it] BONJOUR!

commission

mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

Busy thinking of that face Blitz makes when he's sad and thinking about Stolas.

He wants his bird back so badly and it's killing me man, it's gonna be an amazing day when we get to that scene where Stolitz reunites again

reblog if u <3 ur moots

I've never actually talked about this on my blog, but something that I write into all of my fics in the background is this idea that, like...

Alastor is Always Hungry, forever, and it is his curse to bear in hell. It's not actually satiable, just a scale of Hungry to Starving to Ravenous, depending, and he's always skin stretched taut over bones underneath the layers of gentlemanly attire. The only way to assuage his hunger even for a time is some form of cannibalism. I know he eats deer carrion in canon, and I like that as something that fits into the cannibalism - based on his demonic form, and also, just. If he ate nice, cooked veal, that would be rather too divorced from the concept, wouldn't it? It's not biological, it's the idea of cannibalism, of consuming something sacrilegious and raw. He can eat people, and he can eat deer.

Does he eat other things? Sure, he was raised to be polite. But he's a dab hand at locking the door in a remote corner of the hotel where nobody can hear him retching it up afterward.

I also think it would be interesting if a lot of his meteoric rise to power and slaughtering of overlords when he first landed in hell was because he was starving. What is more sacrilegious than eating someone whole, soul and power and contracts and all? And that's the reason it's his curse: the clawing hunger that lives in the pit of his stomach is tied inextricably to his hunger for control and power and respect (and safety), only ever satiated for a time by the destruction of others.

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!!🪲🧃💚

I drew this as a print to get signed by Alex Brightman, who plays Beetlejuice on Broadway, Adam and Sir Pentious in Hazbin, and Fizzarolli in Helluva Boss, for when I meet him at Twin Cities Con! I'm super excited to meet him.

This is also sort of a redraw of a similar piece I did almost a year ago with Fizz and Sir Pen in Beetlejuice outfits :)