5 Times Ghoul Left the Bar Alone, and One Time He Didn’t

Welp, took me long enough. Battled like two weeks without a reliable internet connection but I can’t be stopped. It’s like 32 pages of smut, so have fun reading and if you’re not supposed to be reading try not to get caught. I’m not the feds. Not your mom. 

Obviously, written for @cloned-eyes and Ghoul, who feels like he’s become as much a part of me as Odessa is, so I hope they live a healthy and happy life forever and ever. Good endings only for me XD. I hope those who’ve read enjoy themselves, and I appreciate the love these chapters have gotten. You’re all very nice, and made this a really fun experience. Thank you so much!

PART 1

PART 2

PART 3

PART 4

PART 5

PART 6 (Part 1 of 2)

PART 6 (Part 2 of 2)

She liked the look on his face, the one she kept putting there every time she did something unexpected. Magda had been correct about assuming Ghoul’s inexperience, but Odessa didn’t think she’d so quickly come to adore his innocence the way she currently did. There was a part of her that wanted to tease him, to really test the limits of his patience…but she didn’t want to overwhelm him, either. What he had already allowed her to do was more than she had expected.

But she did love his look of wide-eyed astonishment when he set his eyes on her naked body for the first time. Selfishly she hoped it was the first one he had ever seen, vanity giving rise to ego in a way that made her feel wonderfully sexy and desirable.

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Reblogging the whole thing, this time with the link to the story on my Ao3 jic that's easier to read on!

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Following the author of The Last Unicorn on Facebook is the only thing that makes being on that site worthwhile.

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It's hilarious to me that Al Capone was an amazing tipper. I get why it took so long to catch him.

Me and the other caddies watching Al Capone beat a guy to death with a golf club after he gave each of us the 2022 equivalent of $1600

Yaaaaa my piece for the TF Tarot Card project!!! Preorders are still open for a little longer, but you can get your deck HERE ! <3 A difficult piece, but I'm pretty proud of it :'D

sorry to add ugly commentary to a fantastic post that stands on its own but it's important for people to know that i and my friends run online movie nights for people a LOT and every single time we do, there is one person who does this no matter how anodyne or simple the film is. some of this is just human stupidity and nothing to do with Modern Times (you will find complaints of old people doing it in movie theaters going back to the midcentury) but a Lot Of it is the Netflix effect from only ever watching stuff designed in a lab to be turned into soundbites, gifs, and to repeat plot points and jokes for everyone who is watching while scrolling on their phones.

I've started just telling them straight up that before about 2010, movies were written and edited in a way that required you to actually watch the movie or you are going to miss things and you do not get a second chance. last time we had a movie night, someone asked questions through the entirety of Lost Boys, and then left their computer for 20 minutes, came back, and demanded an explanation of "what happened" while they were gone.

assuming you are of average cognitive ability and capable of following a plot (and i know someone is going to scold me for ableism, i am NOT talking about people with a disability that prevents narrative comprehension and you know it) it's not just embarrassing for YOU to not simply use your critical thinking skills to perceive a story, it's actively intrusive, rude, and disrespectful to the people around you and to the film itself.

stop doing this. just shut the fuck up! if you still have questions when the movie is completely over and the entire plot has been wrapped up, THINK about it. is the narrative tension left unresolved on purpose? sometimes it is, because ambiguity is a valid storytelling technique utilized to create specific effects in film. after you're done thinking, THEN is the time to start asking questions. discussion of the film happens after the film so that everyone has the opportunity to get all of the information the filmmaker wants to offer and so no one's viewing experience is interrupted or made worse. this is extremely basic "living in the world as an adult" manners.

A true successor of Thomas Edison

surprise surprise

finally some good fucking salt over thomas eddison on this site

it’s also not even HIS money, it’s his father’s money, made from apartheid emerald mining. that money was made from the blood and suffering of countless poor people of color so the rich could wear pretty rocks.

elon musk has never done or made anything valuable or worthwhile in his life.

Tesla was founded in 2003 by Martin Eberhard and Marc Tarpenning.

I think it would be funny if this fun fact became common knowledge.

Ok, to prove to my husband that this is more a European device than a U.S. device I am going to need more non-US people to reblog this.

Do not reblog for science. No science will be happening. Reblog to help me prove a point!

(If I am right I will show him this poll. If I am wrong he will never know this happened)

It’s very troublesome when a fic decides half way through writing that it wants to be about some fucking huge philosophical concept instead of the porn I made it for

save me characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation…..characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation save me………..

save me character who made an undeniably terrible decision but man i dont know what i would have done either………

Shoutout to the maned wolf, which is technically neither wolf nor fox but has its own genus called Chrysocyon! Why -

why are your legs so long?

I mean, intellectually, I understand that it’s because you live in grasslands and have evolved to be able to see over the grass, but emotionally… why? Are they?? Like that??? Surely there was a way to make your body more cohesive and proportional-looking?

i will never shut up about maned wolves

just look at it

look at this

one of the animals for sure

wretched beast

If it’s neither wolf nor fox, then it’s cat software running on giraffe hardware.

I think y'all should know that the closest relative to the maned wolf is the bush dog which looks like this.

I was not ready for corgi-bear.

you're definitely not ready for the maned wolf Front Angle then

Confirmed creature post

me @ my mutuals

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