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2010. A Japanese woman sits down to take photos of her shiba inu dog for her blog. Suddenly, a man leaps out of a time portal. "Sorry, I can't let you do this. I cannot tell you why." She asks: "Is it forbidden knowledge from the future?" He sighs: "No, it's just too fucking stupid to explain."
op turned off blogs on one of my favorite posts so here it is again
people have got to learn the difference between I didnt like it and It was bad
+ a secret, third thing
This is your permission to not think about the horrors for a bit. You can put it down now. They’ll be there tomorrow
Chemistry paintings by Don Shank
Low-poly food themed cats
Um, waiter? I’m bisexual today. Get me something bisexuals would eat.
the FN P90
oh fuck yum the FN P90
Cracks open this bad boy and sucks out the meat like a snow crab
Hold on, I gotta look something up.
Yeah, this is funny.
sorry did you have to google crabs
he's like a mutual to me
"use chatgpt" that's the devil talking. buy four caffeinated drinks and pull an all nighter. this is the way.
i may lose 5% for a late submission, but at least no one can deny that i wrote it with my own tits i mean brain
How to change sheets with loft bed
one of the more interesting gender selectors i've seen
Tumblr isn't social media, it's a habit. Like smoking. We're all gathering by the dumpster in the cold, reblogging posts.
scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon
“in order to create loving males we need to love males” means teach boys that they can be themselves without being less of a man. it means being encouraging and nurturing of their emotions so they don’t become cold and hateful. it means showing boys, early in their lives, that they have value outside of what our society deems proper masculinity. what it doesn’t mean is that it’s our job to handhold men who see women as walking sex toys through the concept of empathy, and maybe if we’re really really nice to them and don’t say things that hurt their feelings they’ll stop killing us for saying no
This is what that bell hooks essay actually says, btw.
just had an absolutely atrocious thought
Notes are in complete agreement
