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Have you ever wanted to hear two girls talk about two other girls? You're in luck! @friedbreadfast and @therepudiatedimmortals are starting a podcast called shimeji dissertation, discussing shimeji simulation, the widely acclaimed manga by tkmiz fans, with each episode focusing on specific chapters, from start to end.

Any sort of question or contribution you might want to send, our inbox is open! We'll read them during future episodes as they air, and add them to our discussions!

First episode is currently in editing and focuses on the first 2 chapters, with some light discussion of girl's last tour, so any contribution will be added to newer episodes.

We're aiming to have episodes air around every 2 weeks, and will be posting which chapters we're gonna discuss per incoming episode (with episode 2 focusing on chapter 3 and 4,) so people can read along and send any questions or things they'd like to see discussed.

We'll keep posting updates near episode release dates, and we look forward to how far this project can take us.

I have nothing against trans girl headcanon stuff where people are like "this character would dress and present exactly the same as they did pretransition" but its always applied to characters it absolutely would not apply to

"if jesse pinkman transitioned she'd still dress the same and stuff she'd be a masc lesbian" jesse pinkman is extremely self destructive, infatuated with self image, prone to becoming attached to older men, has had zero healthy conduits for expressing femininity, and has an obscene amount of drug money to drop on plastic surgery and tiny black bodycon dresses she would not be fucking masc she would end up on mugshawtys 6 months into her transition

this alien shit get serious

School Zone by Ningiyau

you can shake him. he enjoys it

everyone loves to shit on shoebills like omg this bird is SO SCARY its TERRIFYING which like first of all shut up youre annoying second they are literally just standing there what the hell is your problem

why would you hate him. what did he ever do to you

looked him up on Google and he was swallowing a whole monkey

guys gotta eat

here, it's a tetrapod thursday

note: it's not a creature

don't hide firefox propaganda in the tags!! brb installing this rn

(courtesy of gay-victorian-astronomer)

when im playing a game alone and theres danger i am quiet and stoic, by necessity. when im playing with friends and theres danger i start screaming and sqwuaking like a chimp to communicate over long distance that there is danger and i am distressed. This is because humans are social animals who evolved to live in groups and signal to eachother when herobrine is there

This is the funniest shit I’ve read all day

an evening with the scarlet devil

I've been waiting to hear this my entire life

tch. your dark souls themed blowjobs arent even that good!

YOUR BED OF CHAOS THEMED HANDJOB.......... SUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!