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The Reluctant Inquisitor

@thereluctantinquisitor / thereluctantinquisitor.tumblr.com

My Characters Stonebreaker Blog (original fiction)
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So I was tagged by the wonderful @courtneysupertramp to share my lock/home screens! Now, I’m a complete loser who doesn’t like clutter, so my home screen is actually just a default background >.< but my lock screen is little Achilles refusing to let me get go, because my foot is his equivalent of a teddy bear!

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Tagged by the ever-amazing @courtneysupertramp (I’m not sure if other people have tagged me for this/other asks - I have majorly lost track over the last week because, well, I’m uselesssss) <3

If I Was… 
A month: March 
A day of the week: Friday 
A planet: Jupiter (there’s a joke about gas giants in here but I’M NOT MAKING IT) 
A sea animal: Blobfish (c’mon, it looks like Squidward melted) 
A piece of furniture: Recliner chair 
A gemstone: Black Fire Opal (legit LOOK AT IT) 
A flower: Orchid 
A kind of weather: Hail 
A colour: Dark red 
An emotion: Nonplussed 
A sound: Flute 
An element: Earth 
A place: A set of traffic lights that takes TWENTY YEARS TO GO GREEN WHO DESIGNED THIS BULLS--- 
A taste: Regret Vanilla 
A smell: Rain 
An object: An old book. 
A body part: Hands 
A song: Hooked on a Feeling - Blue Swede 
A pair of shoes: Knee-high ugg boots. With a wedge heel. I totally didn’t make questionable life decisions back in the winter of ‘08 SHUSH.

I’m gonna try tag different victims for once! @ourinquisitorialness, @pentaghasthell, @onlyhisbee, @nyghtlei, @nyxdyes, @iko-system, @weresquirrel@vintdatingsimulator (no pressure of course if you’ve already done it/don’t wanna do it) <3

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THERE’S A SEQUEL

vine #1: “They say if you look at something for long enough, you’ll start to love it. [shouting] WELL I’LL BE SHOVING MY COCK IN THE FUCKING BRAKE LIGHTS”

vine #2: “Americans drive on that side of the road. But in England, on this side of the road, you sit here and [shouting] DO FUCKING NOTHING.”

vine #3: “Do you wanna live in London? Do you wanna live life in the fast lane? [shouting] GOOD FUCKING LUCK FINDING IT AHH.”

vine #4: “Here’s another joke. So this American guy walks into a bar. Then an Australian guy walks into the bar. Then a English guy–well, he can’t [shouting] FUCKING MAKE IT.”

vine #5: “You can’t just blame the foreigners for traffic, you can’t even just blame motorists for traffic. Sometimes it’s [shouting] FUCKING SANTA CLAU–”

i truly believe this guy’s vines will be the cause of death

omg I love these

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I was tagged by the lovely @onlyhisbee and @vcook10 to ramble about myself as I conquer the alphabet! <3

A- Age: 21 B- Biggest fear: losing motivation. C- Current time: 6:04 PM D- Drink you last had: Pepsi Max (wild, I know E- Every day starts with: Me screaming at the ceiling because I don’t want to get up. F- Favorite song: Right now I’m in love with Broken Leg by Bluejuice!  G- Ghosts, are they real?: If I knew for sure, I’d be a lot richer than I am now! I’m always a bit sceptical, but I also can’t disprove anything, so…? H- Hometown: Sydney area (I won’t be any more specific than that) I- In love with: In a platonic sense, all my lovely friends <3. Romantically, no one (outside from fictional characters because oh man I am too invested – damn you bioware!) J- Jealous of: people with photographic memories omg please help me remember all this stuff for my exam. K- Killed someone? Shit, I mean, if looks could kill, right? But no. I’ve been in fights, but no… killing. (Would anyone actually admit this though? It’s like there’s a member of the FBI just checking all these posts and going damn itno murderer AGAIN?) L- Last time you cried? I… don’t really remember from sadness? But I cried from laughter just a few days ago when my dog farted himself awake (conveniently on my lap omg Achilles why) M- Middle name: Stephanie N- Number of siblings: 1 – an older brother! O- One wish: To see the world. P- Person you last called: The vet! Q- Question you’re always asked: Uh… probably ‘how did you do that?’ I mean, not necessarily in a good way all the time. Like ‘holy crap why is your head through the arm-hole of the sweater – how did you even do that? R- Reason to smile: I have somehow found myself surrounded by incredible people, who may be so different from me in so many ways, but as such never cease to amaze me with what they can do. I just feel really lucky, that’s all. Shit – I’m stopping before I have to change my answer to the crying question! S- Song last sang: ‘Do You Hear The People Sing’ from Les Mis… what, it’s not like I sang it well. I might have been dancing with my puppy at the time. I do what I want. T- Time you woke up: 12pm. I tend to go to bed at, like, 5am, so… I guess it all checks out, if we redefine when a ‘day’ begins and ends… U- Ugly faces, can you make them? HELL YES I CAN. Aside from my, ah, resting face, I’ve got this really great one that makes me look like a boiled potato has merged with a thumb! No. I’m not going to show you. It is only for the inner circle to appreciate.  V- Vacation destination: I really want to go back to New Zealand. It was so lovely. W- Worst habit: ohhh man I bite my nails something fierce. And stress eat SO MUCH. I’ve put on so much weight in the last month of uni – I feel so blah. Can’t wait for it to end and to get back on track! Y- Your favorite food: I looove sushi. All types. Give it to me. Put it in my face. I want to roll myself into one and eat my way out of it.  X- X-Rays you’ve had: Yeah a bunch. I’m rather proficient at breaking my own bones! >.>’ Z- Zodiac sign: Pisces

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This is why I wasn’t an english major. But seriously try talking to your proff about it. Im sure they would love to over explain it to you. They did put it on their syllabus so I assume they have strong feelings about it

Haha it’s more that I have formulated a question for my essay that doesn’t really benefit much from what we’ve already discussed, because I stupidly wanted to look beyond the course work/small amount of secondary literature that is on it. So, like, I understand the themes/discourse of the play and what it’s about, it’s just... relating it to my topic that’s where I’m struggling? But I’ve been thinking a bit more about it, and I I’ve got an approach that will hopefully work! >:)

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