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The Reluctant Inquisitor

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My Characters Stonebreaker Blog (original fiction)
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That birthday prompt! I can imagine Hanin trying to keep it low-key in the Clan but here comes ol' Malina, slapping his back and handing him the very thing he wanted, booming in her biggest voice, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HANIN, YOU SOUR CURD." Hanin scowls but thanks her. "And tankiuu for pwotecting us and keepin' the baddies and scary-scary thingsies awayy" she coos in her most sickening cute falsetto. Waits for his glare. Laughs and leaves him alone, satisfied. >XD

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“HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HANIN, YOU SOUR CURD.”

Hanin grunted, rolling his shoulder where Malina had enthusiastically pummeled him. Much to his displeasure, the eyes of his nearby clanmates turned towards him, surprised at the woman’s announcement. No, not even announcement. Declaration.

“Thanks Malina,” he replied through gritted teeth, unable to force a smile even for show. She always had a way of destroying his carefully crafted plans. They were like delicate pottery before a raging druffolo. Doomed.

For her part, Malina just grinned and pushed something into Hanin’s unsuspecting hands. It was a small parcel, wrapped in crisp green paper, tied off with a white ribbon. He stared at it mutely for a moment, at a loss for how to respond. Sure, he had been expecting her customary public humiliation… 

… but a gift?

No. It must be a trap. The second he pulled the ribbon and the whole thing would explode in his hands or catch fire. He just knew it.

“What’s this?” he asked shortly, first eyeing the parcel then Malina the way one carefully regards a slumbering bear. Malina met his gaze and arched her brow as if to say well what does it look like, genius? However, she scoffed quietly to herself instead, then suddenly reached out, clutching at Hanin’s arm.

“It’s a tankiuu for pwotecting us and keepin’ the baddies and scary-scary thingsies awayy!” Widening her eyes, she leaned forward, blinking exaggeratedly, pouting her lips and scuffing her foot against the ground in a somewhat disturbing caricature of childish innocence. Hanin cringed at the display which only made her break out into fierce laughter, reaching out to once again slap him on the back. “Oh, it’s just a present, all right? Take it or leave it, grumpy!”

Still lost in her own amusement, chucking with a kind of quiet satisfaction, Malina turned and left, offering Hanin an absent wave as she slipped away past the bonfire. Off to close the last of her trades already, huh? Hanin mused, then paused, surprised by the distinct fondness of the thought. He blinked, taken aback, but quickly busied himself with the package in his hands as if to trick himself into overlooking the fact. Around him, a few of his clanmates called out, wishing him a happy birthday in bright voices, before returning once more to their conversations. Hanin nodded to them in gruff thanks, but his attention remained focused on the gift. What could it be…?

Curiosity won the war against his concern. Despite knowing better, that was often the case. Carefully, he pulled the ribbon, then waited for a beat. Nothing happened. Somewhat satisfied, he continued, fingers pulling away the thin slip of silk then gently lifting the folded ends of the paper. Slowly, he unveiled what was nestled inside.

It was a jar. A salve. Frowning, Hanin picked it up, scrutinizing it, turning it about in the firelight as though he could somehow determine its use just by looking at it. He shifted, angling for more light, when something else suddenly fluttered from the parcel. A small piece of paper. Moving quickly, Hanin just managed to snatch it before the breeze carried it away.

Dear Hanin,

It’s okay to hurt. What’s not okay is to refuse to deal with the pain properly, understand? If I see you throw out that salve, I will pull every string I have (that’s a lot of strings, just so you know) and see you allocated night patrol for two months straight. 

Apply it to that old chest wound of yours once a day, no more. It will help. Or at least it’d better. Do you know how long it took to find someone selling the proper stuff, not some snake-oil ripoff? 

No, I suppose you wouldn’t. That’s okay. Just put it to good use. Use it like any other tool, all right? I’ll accept your compliance as a proper thank you, because I doubt you’ll actually give me one!

Happy Birthday, you grouch. Take care of yourself, you hear?

- Malina 

Hanin re-folded the note and sat still for a long time, salve in one hand, paper in the other. A part of him wasn’t sure what to make of it. Wasn’t sure how she just knew. He thought he’d hidden it well. He’d been so careful not to let on, especially with the colder weather leaving the old wound stiff and sore. Yet…

… he huffed out a breath and smiled to himself, tucking the note safely into his belt. Then, almost as an afterthought, he unscrewed the lid of the salve and sniffed it. Surprisingly, it smelled of rich sap, almost like that of a pine tree although not quite as strong. But there was something else, too. Frowning, he breathed in again, trying to pinpoint it. 

Vanilla. 

It was one of his favourite scents.

Hanin chuckled and shook his head in disbelief, lowering the salve and carefully replacing the lid. 

Well, he thought as he tucked it safely into one of the pouches at his side. I suppose she does always say she knows everything.

Guess it’s about time I took her word for it. 

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thefluffynug

OOOH I hope I'm not too late! But a kiss to Seth and Malina from Varlen

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Attention: Team Sweet and Spicy, please report to the kissing booth, thank you. 

Sethras - sighs. Where to begin? He caresses Varlen’s cheek, his other hand on his hip, guiding Varlen closer to him. Sethy seems to have made up his mind, and bends in to kiss his- 

“Look you’re probably going to smooch him till both your pants fly off, so may I go first? I’ll be quick.” Seth yelps as Malina pushes him aside with surprising force. “You. How many pots and sculpted breakables have I lost to you? You’ve managed to set an entire carpet on fire once- don’t think I’ve forgotten!- WITHOUT any source of flame nearby. You know, I still remember that MESS of a knife handle you made. The simplest task. You can’t smooth wood down, you can’t paint half-past-decent, you can’t even tend the fire! Oh, Varlen!” 

Malina - kisses him on the forehead anyway, gently, tenderly. Like a mother kissing her son. And on his nose. She retreats, sighing at his appearance, straightening out his robes and shaking her head at his plaidweave pants. A kiss on his fingertips, his knuckles, and then, one on the back of his hand. “It takes a truly strong spirit to rise again.” Malina smiles at him, brushing stray locks from his face. “And that is what you are, Varlen. A strong man. Pretty useless,” She mock-glares him, “but at least you’re pretty, eh?” She pats his arm and pushes him towards Seth. “Ok, go get smooched senseless.” 

Sethras - holds his kadan again, watching Malina go before flitting hands gingerly over Varlen, as though Malina’s words might manifest as some physical injury on him. After deeming him none the worst for wear Seth shyly resumes where he left off, kissing his nose, trailing feather light kisses along his jaw, teasing at the corner of his mouth before kissing him full on the lips, on his neck, over his heart

He pulls up a seat, sits and pulls Varlen into his lap then, taking his time to kiss the inside of his wrists, his knuckles, fingertips, the back of his hands. How he admires Varlen. Oh, just the thought of him- Seth presses loving kisses into the palm of his hands. His large hand supports Varlen’s back, the other securing his waist as he dips Varlen back gently, placing a kiss on his knee, and a lingering, sensuous kiss on his stomach. He pulls Varlen back for more kisses, holding and relishing the feel of Varlen’s hips as the kisses dissolve into something more and infinite…

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Ahaha oh my goodness Malina! Sorry but I adore her too much and had to ask :P But this just... Seth just... I am a PUDDLE of EMOTION. 

Some return smooches below the cut <3

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“Stop working, Solas.”

a.k.a. Malina doesn’t believe in working overtime unnecessarily and wants some de-stress time with the egg. 

“Give me a minute, vhenan.” 

[tap] 

“Tsk. All right.” 

Her smug little laugh tugs at his heart. And lips. This woman. His nose is filled with the soft perfume of her hair and the lingering fragrance of her lotions, honey, flowers and cinnamon. Unable to resist, he turns around in time to watch her walking away, so confident he will follow. 

He sighs through his nose. She’s right, of course. The map is left forgotten, a book shifted over to weigh the delicate map down. Solas follows after her. 

“You know, you’re not going to be as productive now as you would be on a full night’s rest,” Malina says, looking up at her very tall lover as his hand comes to rest at the small of her back. Playfully, she steps in closer to him, making his fingers curl around her waist instead. “Aren’t you eager to visit the Fade?” 

Solas scoffs, shaking his head. “I doubt you would let me do that to-” he trails off in surprise, feeling her sudden hold on his hip. “-night.”

“Any clever insights onto what I have planned specifically?” She looked up at him, almost at the door to her quarters, and didn’t let him answer. His eyes spoke enough, as did that small, hungry curl of his lips. She wants to laugh at that face. “Don’t be silly. You’re not getting anything fun until you’re properly rested. Come, clean up and we’ll see if we can’t undo the stiffness in your shoulders.” 

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thefluffynug

The Shopkeeper [WIP] 

At the outer periphery of Clan Lavellan, you will surely find Hahren Mithran’s tent- by far the largest in the Clan, a double-tent tall and white. The old craftsmaster has relatives in almost every Clan there is, all of them in some kind of trade. Hahren Mithran’s youngest son now runs the forges and is the next craftsmaster of ironbark, his elder sons have all married to other clans, leaving his very capable daughter, Malina, to run the shop.  Malina’s shop disappears every two years or so. That’s when she packs up and goes travelling, visiting as many Clans as she can to trade. 

Fortunately for you, Malina is back, and you’ll find her sitting at the counter at the front of her shop, smoking elfroot, keen eyes watching you. And if you go closer, she’d smile her lopsided smile. 

“How can I help you, ‘ma nehn?” 

Notes: If you think she looks Indian, you would be absolutely right, Malina is desi! :D Because Asians represent, yo. 

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