Anonymous asked:
Varlen! I'm the cheese fairy, here to make a cheese related fantasy come true! *waves her magic cheese wand before whisking Varlen away to an undisclosed location. It's a house made entirely out of cheese! There's a fondue fountain in the center, a giant cheese sculpture of Varlen and Dorian holding hands, and nugs are OFF LIMITS in this sacred area.* Now take care, lovely! *Flies off into the sunset.*
Varlen: It... it’s perfect. When can I take Dorian? When do we move in?!