dorks.
from what i can tell sending a dragon to burn down Orlais seems to be quite the common inquistorial position XD Your kidquistor is just so adorable and your comics are gorgeous!
No matter how many times Josephine says no, he keeps propositioning it.
Learning from DA:I Characters
That there are many different ways to handle one situation…
That being a warrior doesn’t mean your brainless…
That the greatest hero can be the smallest man…
That passion and faith can be the greatest weapon…
That slaying dragons and mystery ale are memories to be cherished…
That it’s okay that your best friend is outrageously better looking than you…
That even the greatest men have done terrible things…
That raisin cookies and rooftops can bond two vastly different world views…
That in opposition, one can find great respect…
That compassion and help are always near at hand…
That love, determination, and friendship cannot always remedy problems…
That a crazy band of misfits can find a home and family with one another…
Josephine: Let’s use Diplomacy.
Leliana: Let’s use violence.
Cullen: Let’s not
The amazing thing is, the request is written in iambic pentameter, and so are Josie’s and Leliana’s responses. Cullen’s isn’t, and for some reason that’s so funny to me.
SEE, I’VE COME TO BURN YOUR KINGDOM DOWN
Is This Thing On?
Title: Is This Thing On? (AO3 Link) Chapter 1: Are You “All Right”? Word Count: 1983 Content Warnings: really lame puns, mild sexual references, contains Trespasser spoilers. Relationships: Dorian Pavus / Varlen Lavellan (starting at Chapter 2) Description: Set after Trespasser, Varlen Lavellan tries to adjust to life as it returns to 'normal' (whatever that means). However, doing so proves to be more difficult than he imagined, and he finds himself growing increasingly uneasy. It doesn't help that a certain Magister has yet to contact him either, leaving him wondering if he was even alive, and whether or not what they had was something more than a bit of fun to "pass the time".
Chapter 1 - Are You “All Right”?
"Thus far we still have had no reports regarding the Qunari forces. It is safe to assume they have made a full retreat - to nurse their wounds, most likely." Josephine's quill danced across the page, the flourishing marks poised as perfectly as the woman who conducted them. Those opal eyes glanced up quickly, sweeping across the room to acknowledge all four occupants; a diplomat to the core. Yet, they lingered the least on the Inquisitor, retreating swiftly to the safety of parchment and candlelight like a mouse to its den. As always, Varlen pretended to ignore it. Tried to trick himself into thinking it hadn’t happened. That it was all just in his head. It was getting harder.
…and then these punks.
“Come pick me up i think i just joined a gang.”
“Update: I may have become the leader of said gang.”
The Commander likes to talk with his hands, apparently.
I giggle that this is what constitutes serious infighting amongst the advisors.
I wanted to test my WYSIWYG settings and do more testing with this preset so these shots are unedited except for a resize (50% reduction, though tumblr resizes them again upon upload), +5 brightness, +5 contrast, and a small bump to vibrance.