The Reluctant Inquisitor

@thereluctantinquisitor HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! here’s ur boi!!!!!!!!!! i was like,, half tempted to redraw that dorlen art i’ve done for ur last two birthdays and just keep it a consistent theme every year,, just the only thing i’ll ever draw for ur birthday again lmao,,, but i decided ‘nah’ and wanted to do a portrait of the snowy haired dork instead,,, ur a rad friend and hella talented and i hope you had an amazing birthday!!! <3

Akdhsjakakdhaj you absolute SWEETHEART! Thank you so much - I love it to pieces T^T

Use this random plot point generator to put your character into a difficult situation. 

For those of you who like coming up with awful things to do to your characters, here’s a prompt maker that does just that.

Thanks, Satan.

HElLO i cAn OffER personAliZed TrAgEdiEs wiTHOut trUStinG IN a soULleS mAchINe.

Whatever your character is unwilling to do, they might be willing to do with a two six-packs and a fourth of gin.

TIL Rei’ki will join the Jedi Order only if she’s hammered.

@lateforerebor

Yes, thank you. Let’s see how can I make Vax’s life more miserable.

After all you’ve put your character through, at this point they desperately need a cocktail, a massage, or twenty minutes in the sack with some other hot fictional being. Deny them this small pleasure and see how it makes them squirm.

Oh, this is good.

ooh boy, let’s think, what awful tragedy can I throw at my poor son?

“Which character, if killed, would really mess up this whole situation? I know, they are too important to kill off. But due to pressing family problems, they could leave indefinitely.“

… I don’t like this game anymore

I think @thereluctantinquisitor should take a look at this >;]

Hey now! Is the misery and angst I churn out from my own morbid noggin not enough for you! xD

Seriously though. It’s like a quagmire of suffering up in here.