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I’m opening commissions!

Something I’ve wanted to do for a while, but I finally have time to properly announce it ☺️

As every piece is unique and comes with its own challenges, I will send a price estimation after confirming that I’m accepting your project and that I have a slot available. As a rule of thumb, the minimal fee would be around 80-100 EUR (for simpler pieces, minimal backgrounds and so on) to about 200 EUR for more complex ones.

If you want more information such as the Dos and Don’ts, the commission process, my gallery, or the link to the commission form, please visit my Carrd!

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Turns out that the best way to fight art block is by indulging in OCs and making art for myself 🙂‍↕️

I want to make an acrylic stand in for my Mourn Watcher and one for my partner's Rook too 😭 and maybe my Lavellan later?

I just need to figure out the armor, I also want to include skulls in the shapes of the clouds 💀 love that color palette though!

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Mourn Watch Rook being a covert freak is so precious to me. They’ve had a year outside of Nevarra so they’ve managed to figure out what’s okay to say and what’s going to get people looking at them like they’ve got a second head until Emmrich shows up at the Lighthouse and the weird just starts coming out in full force. Harding said that Rook talks different when discussing Mourn Watch things and that was just about an academic topic about the nature of souls and spirits when reanimating a skeleton. Just imagine how much worse it gets when Rook and Emmrich start talking about preferred embalming practices and the like. Everyone straight up turns around and heads back to whence they came when they walk into a room and spot Emmrich and Rook chatting. Nothings worth overhearing whatever grotesque topic they’re cheerfully chatting about over a cup of tea and plate full of cookies. Maybe Bellara will join in if they’re discussing the more theoretical aspects of magic but everyone else is booking it out of there as quick as they can before they hear something they’re not going to be able to forget

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tayalla

there's this word in Serbian 'vukojebina' which literally means 'the place where wolves go to fuck' but they use it to mean 'in the middle of nowhere'. it sure does the job well, but the visual stayed with me longer than I would have liked it to.

for chinese we have 鸟不生蛋, which is used to describe a land so barren and remote that not even birds would lay their eggs there.

In German we have "am Arsch der Welt", which means "at the world's ass"

In Finnish it's "Jumalan selän takana" - behind god's back.

I propose that these are all the same place. The world's ass, behind god's back, where birds would not nest and where wolves go to fuck.

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sarenhale

In italian we say 'In culo ai lupi', literally 'In the wolves' ass', so very similar to the Serbian one!! Strange how wolves are somehow often involved.

Alternatively, you can also say 'in culo a Dio/la madonna' so in God's/Mary's ass, if you want to be more vulgar (which is always an option in italian)

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sbeep

The German phrase I think must have filtered down into modern English because I frequently use "the arse end of nowhere".

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theredtrails

I don't know which one came before but in French we basically have something very similar to the German expression: "le trou du cul du monde" (that can be a literally translated as "the asshole of the world")

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