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a Deadhead Vendor I was born in 1966 so I'm 56 as of this edit "Really puts the Rad in Radical Leftist." My pronouns are not very important to me he/him or they/them
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there’s a lot going on here

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captainino

Tiger found caged in abandoned home gets second chance at wildlife sanctuary: ‘He seems to be so happy’

The estimated 350-pound tiger was transported to the facility, an affiliate of the Humane Society of the United States, on Wednesday afternoon, and is settling in well, Almrud said. There, he will have the chance to roam in enclosures of up to three acres.

Almrud, who estimates him to be about 2 years old, described the moment he first walked onto the grass at the sanctuary as remarkable.

“It was just amazing to see him walk out on grass and to see him explore and have that freedom of movement,” she said. “It was just such a reward and fulfilling to us.”

Now, he spends his days rolling around the grass in glee, Almrud said.

“He comes right up to the fence every time a staff member is present,” she said. “He seems very amenable to our presence.”

The tiger is eating well – a combination of chicken, humanely raised non-processed beef and whole prey complete with organs and bones. It appears that he was being fed chicken, which is what owners of exotic cats often feed them, but chicken alone does not provide the complete nutrition they need to thrive, Almrud said.

In addition, caregivers are tasked with keeping the tiger mentally stimulated by creating “pretend hunting” games and rotating him through different areas so he has access to new smells and environments to explore.

“He seems to happy and content,” Almrud said. “Our staff is just falling in love with him.”

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MAGA DEI program includes Nazls, SAbusers, cannibals and Russian oligarchs.

Trump picked this Nazi enthusiast for Secretary of Defense. A married FOX host who knocked up his producer. A cable news host. The best.

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Should I watch this Yes or No

nobody said anything so im just gonna watch it anyways, gotta say this is some high budget porn even the set is accurate

this actually looks like a screenshot from tos, incredible

Spock is British 😭

She's sucking his dick and he's checking his tricorder??? im gonna cry that's so spock

wow just like in Space seed

i'm so charmed by the fact that you can tell some of the actor has watch star trek before lmao, Spock says illogical and he does the vulcan finger kissing with the girl, Kirk does the patented shatner pauses and still eyefucks spock

Khan released a virus into the air system and Dr McCoy learns that a spike of adrenaline will cure the sickness, the dialogue is incredible.

McCoy: you've been infected with a virus but a spike of adrenaline will trigger the antibodies, Christine I need you to do it Chapel: Have an orgasm? McCoy: YES! (hands her a vibrator) for god sakes use it!

incredible leap of logic Christine

Kirk and Spock got infected with the virus so they have to double team Uhura ✊😔 but spock is reluctant which gave us the awesome line

Kirk: Dammit Spock you're half human, you've gotta fuck her

oop! turn out spock WASN'T infected? he just wanted to fuck Uhura with kirk

They even did the star trek happy ending 😭

with the Spock and McCoy bickering too hfjkrahgjkslbuelgw

Spock: There is one thing that still puzzles me doctor Bones: Only ONE thing, Mr. Spock Spock: Isn't sickbay sufficiently stocked with endorphins hyposprays Bones: 🙄

Surprise! There is a sequel, should I watch it?

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floofyhobbit

PLEASE DO

Im going to try! they made three of these but I can't seem to find videos of the 2nd and 3rd one I only found posters of it aaaaaaa

This is the sequel and I can't find it anywhere!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭

This is kinda epic. Porn from the hayday of parody porn. Plus it's Star Trek.

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200 Word RPGs 2024

Each November, some people try to write a novel. Others would prefer to do as little writing as possible. For those who wish to challenge their ability to not write, we offer this alternative: producing a complete, playable roleplaying game in two hundred words or fewer.

This is the submission thread for the 2024 event, running from November 1st, 2024 through November 30th, 2024. Submission guidelines can be found in this blog's pinned post, here.

  1. 200
  2. WORD
  3. BACKSTORY
  4. Begin:
  5. Roll
  6. one
  7. d100.
  8. Find
  9. that
  10. number
  11. on
  12. this
  13. page.
  14. Note
  15. down
  16. that
  17. word.
  18. Re-roll,
  19. add
  20. to
  21. the
  22. previous
  23. number
  24. for
  25. another
  26. word.
  27. Repeat
  28. twenty
  29. times
  30. total.
  31. Wrap
  32. back
  33. if
  34. you
  35. go
  36. beyond
  37. the
  38. last
  39. number.
  40. This
  41. list
  42. forms
  43. one
  44. tenth
  45. of
  46. your
  47. backstory.
  48. Your
  49. complete
  50. tale
  51. must
  52. be
  53. exactly
  54. 200
  55. words
  56. long.
  57. Play
  58. with
  59. friends
  60. or
  61. solo.
  62. Regardless,
  63. generate
  64. three
  65. lists
  66. minimum.
  67. Intertwine
  68. story
  69. threads
  70. between
  71. characters.
  72. Entangle
  73. everyone.
  74. Utilise
  75. one
  76. another's
  77. key
  78. words.
  79. Alternatively
  80. antonyms,
  81. synonyms,
  82. homonyms,
  83. even
  84. slant
  85. rhymes.
  86. Now,
  87. deep,
  88. emotional
  89. concise
  90. tales
  91. of
  92. history
  93. are
  94. ready
  95. to
  96. deploy
  97. in
  98. any
  99. character
  100. creation
  101. system.
  102. Extra
  103. space:
  104. Litigious.
  105. Stoic.
  106. Detective.
  107. Angst.
  108. Ennui.
  109. Banana.
  110. Unbearable.
  111. Bear.
  112. Friend
  113. Fiend
  114. Fend
  115. Fen
  116. Ontologically
  117. Unusable.
  118. Unusual
  119. Usury.
  120. Animate.
  121. Untoward.
  122. Magical.
  123. Ancient
  124. Playful
  125. Sword
  126. Mystic
  127. Fast
  128. Fastidious
  129. Foretold
  130. Forewarned
  131. Long
  132. Beautiful
  133. Dream
  134. Challenge
  135. Fear
  136. Deep
  137. Edge
  138. Range
  139. Fashionista
  140. Fly
  141. Peace
  142. War
  143. Warren
  144. Treat
  145. Trick
  146. Brat
  147. Beat
  148. Influence
  149. Infect
  150. Infest
  151. Home
  152. Away
  153. Night
  154. Day
  155. Weapon
  156. Tool
  157. Toy
  158. Impact
  159. Effect
  160. Affect
  161. Defect
  162. Twist
  163. Turn
  164. Swift
  165. Swerve
  166. Avoid
  167. Evade
  168. Escape
  169. Return
  170. Never
  171. Always
  172. Once
  173. Twice
  174. Thrice
  175. Rare
  176. Regular
  177. Popular
  178. Hermetic
  179. Eccentric
  180. Eclectic
  181. Ball
  182. Kid
  183. Cat
  184. Dog
  185. Soft
  186. Firm
  187. Strong
  188. Flexible
  189. Memory
  190. Cold.
  191. Hot.
  192. Warm
  193. Cool.
  194. Near
  195. Far
  196. Wherever
  197. Live
  198. Laugh
  199. Love
  200. End.

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prokopetz

I've long been a proponent of big stupid dice tables, but I think this might actually be the first short-form RPG I've ever seen where the entire game is one big table.

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I am making this post for no apparent reason, Americans

Resources for immigration to Canada:

Articles on moving to Canada from the USA:

Studying in Canada:

For knowing basic Canadian politics:

I know this isn’t viable for all Americans and in general I wouldn’t recommend it (given how difficult it can be) but I know a lot of vulnerable people are desperate and feeling very unsafe in the USA right now. I’m not judging anyone, which is why I am providing this information with no bias what so ever.

Americans should also know that Canada has every single systemic social issue that the USA does, so moving here is not going to necessarily get rid of these issues. They may be less severe in some ways, more severe in others but there are serious issues here, so if you are considering this please don’t uphold Canada as some kind of utopia.

I am also available anytime to answer any questions.

Posting this again for obvious reasons.

This isn’t going to be a solution for everyone, but for Trans people, People Of Colour, Immigrants and many other marginalized groups may no longer feel safe after tonight’s election result, so I’m just offering whatever help I can.

Here’s some updated information as some of the information above is now outdated:

If you don't feel in immediate danger, we still need you, but if you ARE in danger, don't hesitate to take what action to improve your situation.

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42% voted for Trump, 18% voted for Jill Stein, and only 36% voted for Harris. Chickens for McNuggets. Protest votes elect Republicans. The deaths of millions will be on your hands.

Protest voters need to be reminded of the pain, suffering, persecution, and death they cause when they are complicit in electing Republicans.

Millions of Americans will suffer under Trump in the U.S. and hundreds of millions will suffer worldwide. THINK BEFORE YOU VOTE!

Trump's idea of "peace" is that he's going to let Israel kill every single Palestinian man, woman, and child.

This. It feels wrong to pile on to people who are finding out but we did warn them when they were fucking around.

And before you attack me, of course, I am still sympathetic to the people who had no say in the attack on Israel who are baring the brunt of the (entirely expected) retaliation.

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argumate

the opposite of legal realism needs a good name (legal surrealism?) because “legal realism” sounds like the common human belief in words having literal power, like curses and benedictions and magic spells and the idea that the US constitution is literally binding without any tangible enforcement mechanism such that secretly editing it would let you hack the system and everyone would be powerless to stop you.

somehow nobody thinks that laws against breaking and entering physically stop people from doing it, and yet conspiracy theories are rife with the idea that secret laws grant the government special powers for things that they could just do anyway.

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urgentkettle

Actually got into this discussion with my conspiracy minded land lady, but the flip side. We were talking specifically about folks getting in trouble or fined for feeding the homeless or offering other aid. She was bemoaning that the government was stopping people from helping to which I said, “the government isn’t stopping you from doing it. Laws don’t stop people from doing things [gesturing to her illegal 2nd and 3rd chicken coup]. We can still do it at risk. There is nothing preventing you from genuinely helping those around you. They can’t arrest all of us.”

"They can't arrest all of us."

Nazi Germany came close, but we can't let that stop us. We must keep going until they stop us. If they are throwing all of the good people in prison, I would be concerned if I was still operating in the open without fear.

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