reminiscing in retrograde

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Twitter / sfgnyc: Roses are red / Gender is … (via realhousewives)

Im laughing at this still

you don’t even need to make fun of republicans they do it for you

so does "you know what" mean sex or satan or both "just because it's valentine's day doesn't mean you're ready for satan" "do you think obama is the sex?"

SEASON TWO IS GONNA BE GOOD I CAN TELL

pick up line, confirmed.

GOD DAMN IT IMS OSRYR IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE A GOGOD REPRESENTATION OF HTEM DHSFLD SLY YOU FUCK

Daft Punk genuinely confused twitter tonight.

its okay, people are scared of what they don’t understand

"Can’t it be about the music?" That’s the entire point.

now this is making me laugh the hate is getting ridiculous

my favorite thing is that daft punk has been doing their “robot” thing since a lot of these tweeters were even born. why does anyone think they plan to stop now when its made them so iconic?

*angry growling* stupid fucking idiots

oops I went on a rant

last one is truth

And here we see Sly’s cold medicine getting to him.

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The memories

is he a homestuck

jesus has risen

merry christmas everybody

I LOOKED IT'S REAL HALLELUJAH

Tip for modern adulterers: If you’re planning to cheat on your wife of 10 years by awkwardly hitting on the model seated next to you on your flight out of Los Angeles, make sure she isn’t live-tweeting the entire miserable experience to her 13,000 followers;

there’s two types of people

what’s happening to the pacific rim fanbase on twitter

Laquisha originates in ‘Lakeisha’, a Swahili name meaning ‘favourite’. The popularity of Laquisha originates in the French influence on black people in America, where the ‘La-’ naming prefix became popularized among freed black slaves. 

So how do you spend enough years on this planet to think African names are a bad idea to give to a child, but never consider why?

So good.