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reminiscing in retrograde

@therealrobinchan33 / therealrobinchan33.tumblr.com

i'm in charge of an asshole car orchestra
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part of me wants to play kingdom of loathing again i haven't been there in literally years so i'm way out of the loop and have probably missed so many cool updates the new thing when i last played was all that underwater shit that i couldn't figure out because it fucked with your chances for item drops and you had to get all this shit to unfuck the chances and i couldn't figure out how to get the items in the first place and yeah but i might peek in with my old account if i can remember the deets, i was on my third run i think, as... i think a sauceror or turtle tamer pointless fun fact: digging through the kol wiki was what got me started on my marx brothers fandom adventure because one of the holiday events featured a reindeer named zeppo

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So I may have possibly previously mentioned a certain productivity-enhancing extension so you all know I’m Good for this, right, I know what I’m talking about, I got the goods, slyly opens trenchcoat

It’s 2014 and everyone’s talking about how they’re gonna make it their year - well HabitRPG is one of the best productivity tools I’ve ever used and it makes even the most difficult and laborious of tasks so much easier, and helps beat procrastination like nothing else I’ve ever used.

It’s free, so you might as well give it a try before you go back to school, college, or work!

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novazembla:
fast-food-knight:
plenilune:
gingerbreadcottage:
Back in high school, I was looking up Victorian etiquette for a project, and I stumbled upon this game on a Canadian museum website. You pick a gender and then go through little scenarios where you’re quizzed on the proper Victorian way to act.
It is the greatest thing.
And usually it’s more fun to pick the incorrect answer, because sometimes NINJAS AND ALIENS pop up. I’m not even kidding.
GO PLAY IT.
YOU DIDN’T MENTION THE VOICES, OH LORD. IT’S LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN MONTY PYTHON ANIMATION AND WONDERMARK, COMPLETELY ON CRACK OPIUM WHILE STILL UNFAILINGLY COURTEOUS.
I KEEP LAUGHING UPROARIOUSLY AT MY SCREEN. THIS IS A RIDICULOUS DELIGHT.
This is amazing, oh my god. 
I know some people who need to see this.
I will absolutely be playing this.
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orteil42

okay you guys this is all well and good, but my cookie game is really only the tip of the iceberg of online time-wasting so here are a bunch of other similar (often better) games, compiled from a list someone made on /v/ : (WARNING, these are some serious time-wasters, some of this is way more addicting than Cookie Clicker - DO NOT PLAY IF ALREADY SLEEP-DEPRIVED)

  • Candy Box, which actually inspired me to make Cookie Clicker in the first place. it has dungeons and stuff, I think it’s CHARMING
  • A Dark Room, which is super-rad and surprisingly good-looking for a text game
  • Gold and Gems, pretty much Candy Box with (not very good) graphics and none of the humor
  • that one japanese game with boxes, which is a little tricky to get but pretty fun
  • Ginormo Sword, which is two weeks of my life I’ll never get back. MAKE DA SWORD BIGGER YO
  • Kaguya Table, about flipping tables I think ?
  • BoxCar2D, which seems to be a car-generating genetic algorithm
  • Progress Quest, if you don’t even feel like interacting at all
  • Powder Game, where you spray particles of various materials to create strange new worlds (another favorite of mine, check out the guy’s other games too !)
  • Anti-Idle : the game - I don’t even know
  • Battle Without End - you can cancel your appointments because that’s exactly what it says on the tin

ok I need sleep tho peace out y’all

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wow i'm a dumb bunny finally played her turn in draw something and guessed "iron man" before i could even finish meanwhile i was agonizing over her drawing for a few minutes before showing it to my mom who was like "oh, is that an onion ring?" it was god i used to be so good at this game, what happened

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