reminiscing in retrograde

bringing this back because fuck you i'm hilarious

Makeup done. Did the majority of it while laying on the floor in pain. It’s not too terrible for holding a mirror above my head. The 10 foot rule right? Now let’s see how long I can stand before having to lay down again.

omg one of your eyebrows is eskew?

But duuuude if you have the cancel the show dude, do it, no one wants to see you flop over on stage. We would understand.

spine will just look eternally perplexed for the duration of the show but seriously i know my opinion doesn't matter much since i'm not going to the show anyway but i really don't want david to be stuck doing a show if he's in so much pain :(

IT’S LIKE A GODDAMN POKEMON EVOLUTION

The Spine would like you to know that he did not choose to wear the flowers, nor is he amused by them. | photos by trekkiebeth

oh hun

A compilation of all my Vines and Instagram videos. Yes please.

This is basically the holy grail of spg lol

The Spine | photo by trekkiebeth

HOW DID HE

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BABY

#he went through robot puberty

started from the bottom now we here

and the bottom is still pretty damn cute wth

except more in the “aw babu you look so tired here let me tuck u in bed" way

where as current!spine is wow i might be gay but dAMN LEMME KISS U

omg robot puberty