Wow. 👀 That would be very awkward. Especially since Tyrion and Negan already knew that from the get go.

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So much so that Negan and Tyrion think flames will engulf him any moment.

IVAR: "I am a fool!"

*Tyrion sips his wine and looks at his friend*

TYRION: "No more a fool than most. After all, that is what happens when a person rushes headfirst into love ."

*Negan nods in agreement*

NEGAN: "Take it easy Ivar. You, my friend, are fortunate to have Tyrion. He's taken the blinders off those baby-blues of yours."

TYRION: "Personally, I find marriage a stupid venture. But if one must have love, Ivar, it is a dish best eaten slowly. That way, you can find the bones."

*Ivar scoffs and grinds his teeth*

IVAR: "Here I stand humiliated and in pain, yet the two of you seem unmoved! I was expecting sympathy not useless qoutes." *seething even more than before* "I shall have her publicly executed!"

NEGAN: "No! You will not! That, my young King, would be very stupid."

*Ivar cuts a sharp look to Negan*

IVAR: "What?? Am I to allow Freydis to get away with manipulating me?"

TYRION: "Of course not! But do not be an idiot. You are the King. We shall get your pound of flesh, my friend or I am no Lannister." *pours himself more wine* "You will act utterly oblivious to what I have told you. Then, when the child is born, the Queen will...pass away. As women tend to do in childbirth. And there you have it." *sipping the wine* You keep your pride and the child while ridding yourself of the snake. And, you will garner the sympathy of your people."

*Ivar's frown turns into a great smile*

IVAR: "That is quite perfect. I shall do as you have said."

NEGAN: "Easy peasy, lemon squeezy."

😂I don't blame you. JDM is so unbelievably attractive. He just has "IT".

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"Hey Negan, why don't you bring that bat of yours and let's do some roleplay?"

*Literally your point of view the next morning*

It would end up an inside joke between the two of you.😂

This is EPIC!!! 

The Adventures of Negan, Ivar and Tyrion

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IVAR: “I am pleased that the two of you were able to come for an extended stay. If I am quite honest, I have been somewhat lonely.”

NEGAN: “Well, we’re damn glad to be here. Personally, I wouldn’t miss Yule in Kattegat for the world. Besides, you just got married. And if that is not a reason to celebrate, I don’t know what is.”

TYRION: *lifts his chalice in the air* “Many a good men have been lost to the institution of marriage. Let us hope that our dear friend is not one of them. To Ivar, and his new Master, Freydis.”

*THE THREE MEN TOAST TO TYRION’S WORDS*

IVAR: *leans in close and whispers* “I must tell the two of you this before anyone else. My wife Freydis, is already with child.”

*NEGAN AND TYRION EXCHANGE GLANCES*

TYRION: “Really? By whom?”

IVAR: *laughs off the question* “By me, of course.”

TYRION:

NEGAN:

Negan/JDM is hot!!!!😱

Yay. Xmas came early

One of my friends got me wines from my fave show. 🔫