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The Real Cali Cali

@therealcalicali / therealcalicali.tumblr.com

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Move On VIII (Modern!Ivar/Reader)

A/N: Hello!♥️ Two weeks later, here you go! I only have two things to say: 1. please don't hate me 2. forgive me because it's too long and it might be a bit boring bc my brain was a bit dry this week. BUT the ending is intense. I almost divided it in two different chapters but I'm ending it on chapter 10 and I already have everything planned😔 Please remember there's two chapters left and anything could happen👀 Now enjoy and thanks for reading!

Warnings: fluff, a bit of angst, Hvitty is the best, Alfred is cute, Ivar is Ivar, there's smut, mentions of alcohol, mentions of anxiety and I think that's all!

Words: 7122 (the longest chapter I've ever written sorry)

my three favorite boys by @therealcalicali

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Move On IV (Modern!Ivar/Reader)

A/N: Hello!💕 I don’t even know how I managed to finish this with the crazy week I’ve had💀 I had 3 exams, a huge paper to hand in and a presentation. But somehow, I did this too and I wanted to post it as soon as possible🥰 I’m quite happy of how this one turned out considering I hadn’t that much time to work on it. So I hope you like it!♥️ There’s not many parts left (2 or 3) but I have an idea for a “sequel” so if you guys like this one, maybe when it’s done I’ll work on that!

Now enjoy, stay safe and enjoy the holidays, even if this year isn’t the best one for celebrations😅 See you soon🥰 

Warnings: mentions of alcohol, mentions of sex, angst, implied Hvitserk x Reader, don’t kill me for this lol

Words: 4179 (I’m sorry)

Move On   II    III

gifs belong to @therealcalicali​ and @honestsycrets

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Don’t play with fire III (Modern! Ivar/Reader)

A/N: Hello! My inspiration (not my ability to write) is back, and I wrote this in a few hours. I’ll probably fail my next exam, so I hope this is worth it. I was very inspired by Alex in Reliks’ new music video, because he gave me such Modern! dark Ivar… 

It’s probably shit, I’m sorry. But I hope you enjoy it♥️ You can find parts 1 and 2 in my masterlist😘

Warnings: Mentions of alcohol, Ivar is a warning, flirting, my bad writing.

Words: 3515

After almost a year taking gifs from other authors bc I’m useless I can say today that this gif is mine (I made it yay). It’s probably horrible. Sorry it’s the first gif I’ve made in my life💖

Yikes! Reader is playing a very dangerous game. I'm not going to lie, the kiss was awesome. But nothing good ever comes from kissing Ivar.🤣

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Secrets XIV (Modern!Ivar/Reader)

A/N: Hello!♥️ Here’s the next part of Secrets… I had an amazing idea for this part, but of course I wrote it awfully. I’m going to hire someone with talent to write my ideas because it seems I’m incapable… Anyway, I hope you like it, though it’s very long and it can be boring. Sorry💔

Warnings: Angst, drama, a funeral, Ivar has a weird way of dealing with things, I want to marry Hvitserk because he’s the cutest, the idea was wonderful but my writing it’s not.

Words: 4092 (sorry)

gif belongs to @whenimaunicorn

At first, Ivar was getting on my nerves. His attitude towards Reader was just meanspirited. But by the ending, I totally understood his actions.

He pushed her away on purpose. How sad.😔

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Don’t play with fire II (Modern!Ivar/Reader)

A/N: Sorry again for the delay♥️ this is definitely not my best work, it’s quite bad probably, but I tried my best… Hope it’s not too boring! Thank you for reading and I will try to post more this week!😘 To read the first part and the prologue, go to my masterlist💕

Warnings: Toxic (very toxic) relationship (run away from relationships like this one), mentions of murder, death and violence. 

Words: 2738

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gif belongs to @ivaraddict

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Secrets XIII (Modern!Ivar/Reader)

A/N: Late, as always, but finally! I will post more this week, I promise♥️ I hope this is not too boring, sorry💔

Warnings: an attempt of fluff, angst (?), plot twist at the end (very bad written)

Words: 3751

gif isn’t mine… I can’t remember the author, please if you know it tell me💞

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Caught (Modern!Ivar/Reader)

A/N: Hello! This is a very random idea I had while looking at this edits, work of the amazing @naaladareia. I told her and she liked it, so here it is… It might be a bit weird, but I hope you like it♥️ I’m thinking of doing a couple of parts more, but that’s up to you!😘 And yes, the reader is Harald’s daughter. 

Warnings: Smut, Harald is a protective dad, Ivar is a warning himself, this idea is very random.

Words: 2881

The edit belongs to @naaladareia! Follow her for a lot of amazing edits like this💜

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Secrets XII (Modern!Ivar/Reader)

A/N: I’m so sorry! :( This should have been posted before I went to Denmark, but I didn’t have time to finish it and as soon as I was back in Spain I started uni again. I wanted this to be long and dramatic. It’s long but I’m not that sure about the dramatic part😂 I hope you like it anyway💜 thank you so much for all the messages and the lovely comments, likes and reblog on the other parts!😘 Love u! To catch up, you have my masterlist on my bio!

Warnings: Smut (the first half of the chapter is pure smut lol, I felt dirty writing this), the reader feels a bit insecure, Ivar is very nice in this chapter I don’t know why, Hvitserk is the most precious thing in the world. Do not read if you’re under 18.

Words: 4142 I told you it was long. 

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Oh no. Hvitserk you naughty boy. You're playing with fire.👀

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I know you’re a cripple, Boneless. But let me tell you something. Your deformity means that the gods favor you especially. I’ve always known that. I always look for people who are born different. Because that’s the true sign. You are a very special person. Nobody else here is like you. You are destined for great things.

Play him like a fiddle Freydis!❤

“IvAr ThE bONELeSs Is A gOd”

Cali! Leave my baby alone!! 😂😂😂 Okay he’s delusional but he’s cute.

How can I support him when you have me dying laughing over here??? I’m done!!

@mbaku-babygirl I’m so sorry babe😂. I can’t help it. I love Ivar but Hirst is writing him like a retarded Joffrey from Game Of Thrones.

Plus, I’m sick of women being screwed both figuratively and literally on Vikings. I’m going to roast Ivar for the foreseeable future.😂

Me: Hobble your cripple a** to the kitchens and get me and the Queen some more mead…“God”

Damn… stop giving good arguments!!! It’s bad enough you want turn me against Ivar! Who’s next?!

But you’re right. They would all deserve it though. They treat women like trash. You win this one, boo.

@mbaku-babygirl Thank you my love❤😘. We can't let Hollywood keep reinforcing these tropes.

Cheer destructive males and lust after them but hate the women who try to outsmart them?

The least we can do is root for a female to be something besides a bed-warmer for all the Ragnarssons/men or a conniving opportunist.

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ASHES

A ONE SHOT AS REQUESTED BY: @tofadavidson

Pairing: Ivar x Reader (Very Dark Ivar)

Warnings: Angst, Cheating, Fluff, Murder, Blood, Violence, Blackmail, Drug use and Sex (Basically anything you would normally see on Sons Of Anarchy,  Sopranos or Boardwalk Empire)

Word Count: 33,254

Theme: Tainted Love - Marilyn Manson 

Thank you for the Mood-board  @meeeeeeeeeps  😘

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Under The Blood Moon

King Ivar has made a different kind of kingdom for himself these days.  The remainder of the Vikings make their way across the shores into his Icy lands. What will they do when they find themselves in a world ruled by blood and death? It’s Ivar’s Party and he’ll Kill if he wants to….

Pairings: Bjorn X Ragnar X Reader  X OC 

Warnings: Blood Kink, Female Dom Male Sub. Vampire Queen.  NSFW content will be featured. 

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Happy Halloween and Welcome to The Creep Show! 

@imgoldielikehawn. Pretty much😂. "Hey Daddy!, welcome home"

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