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*dies in ancient greek*
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Some of the most famous women of anicent times👑
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when apulu drops his latest beat
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couple goals
buy each other matching knives for the ides of march
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tudor and victorian maids tightening the corsets like: VIBE CHECK
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Pirate names are pretty straightforward
Blackbeard, he has a black beard
Barbarossa? A bit trickier cause its italian, but it just means red beard cause he had a red beard.
Diego el Mulato, spanish for Diego the mulatto(mulatto being an old term for black/white mixed) because he was mixed
El Draque, or in english, the dragon, because his actual name was Sir Francis Drake.
Black Caesar, he was black.
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Which brings us to the most important one of all, tho we have no reliable sources on why his name is that, we can only make educated guesses on the name of Long John Silver…
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seethe over your thwarted heart
and so doing, ruin breakfast
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Friends and family: Your going to become an old spinster with that attitude
Me:
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Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
Audience: *cheers*
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
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Gloucester: I love all my children equally
Gloucester, earlier that day: I don’t care for Edmund
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How to flirt Shakespeare Style:
- write sonnets for your beloved
- disguise as a teacher to be near to your beloved
- elope with your love in a fairy wood
- shame her in front of the wedding party
- murder Duncan
- kill your wife’s cousin on your wedding day
- kill her husband and say you only did it cause she’s pretty
- kill your wife