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What do you think high school au ragnarssons + Margrethe + freydis + torvi would be like at prom? Who are the prom king and queen? Who is on the cleaning committee? Who guards the punch bowl? Who sits in a corner glaring at everyone?

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Awesome question sweetie. ❤

I hope you don’t mind me changing it up just a little. I’d like to establish thier personalities in High School instead. That way, you can kind of picture how the Prom would play out.😂

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Ivar: The Popular Loner

Despite being liked by most of the faculty and students, he prefers to keep to himself. During lunch, you can find his wheelchair parked underneath a tree in the quad or in stairwells (on days he using his leg braces).

His best friend is Alfred. Though total opposites, they have a great bond. Oddly enough, Ivar enjoys listening to Alfred play the violin or go over his notes for the latest school play. This of course means that no one harasses Alfred for fear of his best friend.

Surprisingly, Ivar plans on attending the Prom with Freydis. She doesn’t think it’ll be fun but doesn’t say anything since he wants to go.

(Big Secret: Ivar corners and threatens anyone that bullies Sigurd. After all, they may not always get along, but they’re still brothers.)

Alfred: The Artistic Geek

As part of the Performing Arts Academy, Alfred is a talented young man. He not only plays several instruments; to include the piano; but he has one of the most beautiful singing voices around. On top of finding time to be this musically inclined, Alfred is also a playwright.

Being this creative, it’s no surprise that he’s close friends with Sigurd. In fact, the curly-haired Ragnarsson is his other best friend. However, since Ivar and Sigurd don’t get along, Alfred finds himself splitting his time between the two.

As expected, this often angers Ivar who then becomes passive-aggressive. This causes Aethelred to tease Alfred regularly. “What’s wrong? Are you and your boyfriend Ivar fighting again?”

Despite being such a quiet and studious person, Alfred’s pretty popular. Thanks to his circle of friends of course.

Though, Alfred wasn’t sure that he wanted to attend the Prom, Ivar insists. Besides, he’s already asked Freydis to get a date for his shy BFF.

Bjorn: The Popular Jock

He’s not a much of a talker but he doesn’t have to be. After all, he’s the captain of both the Basketball and Soccer team.

When off the court/field, Bjorn enjoys hanging out with his best friends Aethelred and Ubbe. These three amigos may not be overtly devious but they enjoy playing a prank or two. Especially on Principal Athelstan.

Bjorn is dating the foreign exchange student from Ethiopia and has already asked her to Prom. And though he’s in the running for Prom King, he thinks the entire thing is stupid.

Aethelred: The All American

He’s hot and brooding but also quite charismatic. Extremely gifted in athletics, Aethelred’s a star player on the Basketball, Football and Baseball teams.

Much like his best friends Ubbe and Bjorn, Aerhelred doesn’t mind getting a laugh at the expense of others. This means that he even picks on his little brother Alfred as well as Sigurd. However, it’s all in good fun.

Being popular, Aethelred is in the running for Prom King too. But he doesn’t care if he wins or not. As long as he gets the chance to play one last prank on Principal Athelstan, he’ll be happy.

By the way, Athelred is going solo to Prom. He’s sees no point in limiting his flirtation that night to just one girl.

Ubbe: The Most Popular

Ubbe, Bjorn and Aethelstan may run the school due to their athletic abilities and good looks. But Ubbe turns it up a notch. He’s not only adored by the student body but he’s loved by the faculty. He’s beyond personable and can manipulate like no other.

He knows how to make female students and teachers swoon with just one look.

Already being scouted by Professional Baketball teams, Ubbe’s unsure if he wants to skip college or not. But there’s still time to think that over.

The more pressing issue is who to take to prom. His two exes, Torvi and Margrethe think it will be one of them. However, they couldn’t be more wrong.

As a jock; who’s in the running for Prom King; Ubbe doesn’t want to be predictable. And so, he asks Alfred to help him get a date with his shy friend Maria.

(Big Secret: Ubbe’s the one who keyed Janitor Floki’s car)

Hvitserk: The Most Likely to Suceed

Hvitserk never has a problem getting attention. Not by being loud or obnoxious but because of his good-looks and intelligence. Despite being reserved, in and out of class, he’s got a perfect GPA. Making both Ragnar and Aslaug proud with early acceptance letters from Ivy League schools.

Not only is he highly intelligent, but Hvitserk isn’t afraid to take on unusual activities. He’s the only Ragnarsson to ever join the school’s Event Planning Committe.

Though all his brothers mocked him, Hvitserk didn’t drop it. After all, he really enjoys being responsible for every detail of the Prom, especially the catering.

As far as a date for the event, Hvitserk’s has decided to go solo. He and Aethelred both prefer to be free of a clingy date the entire night.

Sigurd: The Music Academy Protege

To say that Sigurd is a talented soul is putting things lightly. He plays nearly every instrument but is a master of the piano, violin and guitar. Just like his best friend Alfred, Sigurd dreams of using his talents to make a way in life.

Though he’s received acceptance letters to various schools, he keeps one specific letter hidden. It’s for a prestigious Arts school in New York. The same one Ivar got angry with him for applying to.

Despite behaving like he dislikes Sigurd, the youngest Ragnarsson was offended that he wanted to go to school out of state. Sigurd figures he could wait till after Prom to tell everyone of his intention to attend school far away.

Though shy, Sigurd does have a girlfriend. A sweet girl named Amber who recently transferred to their school.

Even though he didn’t want to go to Prom, Amber has convinced him. Now, Ubbe and Aethelred won’t shut up about websites with the best tuxedos.

Aethelstan: The Nice Principal

Despite what everyone thinks, Principal Aethelstan takes his own approach to running things. From unique field trips and activities, to meditation circles, he’s a peculiar authority figure.

Though his methods are strange, the parents can’t say that they don’t work. After all, the High School is rated one of the best in the country.

Still, that doesn’t stop the students from playing pranks on him. The latest being the school-wide confetti drop orchestrated by Ubbe, Bjorn and Aethelred.

In spite of his son Alfred being a student, Aethestan tries to not be overbearing or nosey. Unlike Judith, who shows up to the school unannounced all the time.

Floki: The Creepy Janitor

The students aren’t sure if it’s true or not, but rumor is that the janitor is a convict. Not only that, but they think he served time for murder but got away with many more.

Floki doesn’t help his case by glaring at the students and laughing at inappropriate times. Oddly enough, the only one bold enough to talk to the Janitor is Ivar and most recently Alfred (forced by Ivar of course).

Floki hates Principal Aethelstan to a frightening degree but for some odd reason, the young Principal won’t fire him.

You can hear Floki mumbling to himself about wanting to kill the Aethelstan if you get close enough.

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What was really the point of Bjorn sleeping with Ealhswith (it’s not Elsewith, Hirst), if he was going to be thrown into this not-Thorunn omg I think this could be love already romance so quick? Like was there a point to him fucking with Alfred’s soon to be wife, and messing that whole thing up? If that turns out to have no consequences, I’m going to be really annoyed, because it was for nothing and as much as I HATE to say it, Alfred and his wife are not that annoying, all the time, but they have that big fucking thing hanging over their head all the time, when I see her. It sucks too, because I love Róisín Murphy.
Couldn’t Bjorn have for once, not fucked over everyone and everything for his stupid manpain?
Yes, I’m mad at Bjorn for this again.  It’s not like Alfred will just be like oh that’s cool. It’s not like he doesn’t have enough shit to deal with but no poor ungrateful self-entitled Bjorn fucking Ironside has to always fuck everything up.
He’s my favorite Ragnarsson, but sometimes, even I wonder if he’s Rollo’s, because he could not be Ragnar’s and be that goddamn stupid.  Alfred took them in and his macho stupid pride disrespected him. But sure, go pretend you’ve never known love, just because Hirst wants to erase Thorunn, like he did when they killed Siggy for no fucking reason.
And don’t give me any of that stupid oh Ealhswith wasn’t married yet, she was free. It’s not 2019. It’s the 800′s. He could technically have her and Bjorn I think with my Dick Ironside hung for it, which has nothing to do with religion, because Alfred is more than his fucking religion, okay?
I want this baby to be Alfred’s. I do. But at the same time, no consequences makes this stupid. But even as a Bjorn writer, I’m so over his stupid manpain. 

Amen! Hirst thinks all women automatically take any penis thrown in their direction. Even when it makes no sense or is of no-benefit to them.

Does he truly want us to believe a woman about to be Queen would risk being ostracized or worse to sleep with a random guy? She could even be executed for Pete's sakes!

Better yet, bedding ceremonies were not just to ensure consummation but virginity. It was a pretty begin deal. Yet, no consequences or mention of that at all.

I'm tired of every woman being written like an "iron you don't need to plug" (basically, always hot and turned on). It's trash.

Like the Forbes article said, "I think I’m tired of how cynical this show has become. More than its aimlessness, it’s the lack of humanity I find so depressing. Nobody cares about anybody else. Mothers kill their sons. Fathers abandon their children. Brothers are always at war with one another. When Bjorn finally comes out with his little love speech, all I can think about is how badly he’s treated all his previous wives, all the children he’s abandoned."

"I don’t buy it. None of this is really human nature. People back in those times didn’t just neglect and abandon their children willie nillie. People still loved their parents, their children, their family and friends. There wasn’t endless backstabbing and misery. Life was hard and the hardest folk survived, but Vikings has taken malaise to a whole new level. There is nothing hopeful about this show."

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What do you think high school au ragnarssons + Margrethe + freydis + torvi would be like at prom? Who are the prom king and queen? Who is on the cleaning committee? Who guards the punch bowl? Who sits in a corner glaring at everyone?

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Awesome question sweetie. ❤

I hope you don't mind me changing it up just a little. I'd like to establish thier personalities in High School instead. That way, you can kind of picture how the Prom would play out.😂

-----------------------------

Ivar: The Popular Loner

Despite being liked by most of the faculty and students, he prefers to keep to himself. During lunch, you can find his wheelchair parked underneath a tree in the quad or in stairwells (on days he using his leg braces).

His best friend is Alfred. Though total opposites, they have a great bond. Oddly enough, Ivar enjoys listening to Alfred play the violin or go over his notes for the latest school play. This of course means that no one harasses Alfred for fear of his best friend.

Surprisingly, Ivar plans on attending the Prom with Freydis. She doesn't think it'll be fun but doesn't say anything since he wants to go.

(Big Secret: Ivar corners and threatens anyone that bullies Sigurd. After all, they may not always get along, but they're still brothers.)

Alfred: The Artistic Geek

As part of the Performing Arts Academy, Alfred is a talented young man. He not only plays several instruments; to include the piano; but he has one of the most beautiful singing voices around. On top of finding time to be this musically inclined, Alfred is also a playwright.

Being this creative, it's no surprise that he's close friends with Sigurd. In fact, the curly-haired Ragnarsson is his other best friend. However, since Ivar and Sigurd don't get along, Alfred finds himself splitting his time between the two.

As expected, this often angers Ivar who then becomes passive-aggressive. This causes Aethelred to tease Alfred regularly. "What's wrong? Are you and your boyfriend Ivar fighting again?"

Despite being such a quiet and studious person, Alfred's pretty popular. Thanks to his circle of friends of course.

Though, Alfred wasn't sure that he wanted to attend the Prom, Ivar insists. Besides, he's already asked Freydis to get a date for his shy BFF.

Bjorn: The Popular Jock

He's not a much of a talker but he doesn't have to be. After all, he's the captain of both the Basketball and Soccer team.

When off the court/field, Bjorn enjoys hanging out with his best friends Aethelred and Ubbe. These three amigos may not be overtly devious but they enjoy playing a prank or two. Especially on Principal Athelstan.

Bjorn is dating the foreign exchange student from Ethiopia and has already asked her to Prom. And though he's in the running for Prom King, he thinks the entire thing is stupid.

Aethelred: The All American

He's hot and brooding but also quite charismatic. Extremely gifted in athletics, Aethelred's a star player on the Basketball, Football and Baseball teams.

Much like his best friends Ubbe and Bjorn, Aerhelred doesn't mind getting a laugh at the expense of others. This means that he even picks on his little brother Alfred as well as Sigurd. However, it's all in good fun.

Being popular, Aethelred is in the running for Prom King too. But he doesn't care if he wins or not. As long as he gets the chance to play one last prank on Principal Athelstan, he'll be happy.

By the way, Athelred is going solo to Prom. He's sees no point in limiting his flirtation that night to just one girl.

Ubbe: The Most Popular

Ubbe, Bjorn and Aethelstan may run the school due to their athletic abilities and good looks. But Ubbe turns it up a notch. He's not only adored by the student body but he's loved by the faculty. He's beyond personable and can manipulate like no other.

He knows how to make female students and teachers swoon with just one look.

Already being scouted by Professional Baketball teams, Ubbe's unsure if he wants to skip college or not. But there's still time to think that over.

The more pressing issue is who to take to prom. His two exes, Torvi and Margrethe think it will be one of them. However, they couldn't be more wrong.

As a jock; who's in the running for Prom King; Ubbe doesn't want to be predictable. And so, he asks Alfred to help him get a date with his shy friend Maria.

(Big Secret: Ubbe's the one who keyed Janitor Floki's car)

Hvitserk: The Most Likely to Suceed

Hvitserk never has a problem getting attention. Not by being loud or obnoxious but because of his good-looks and intelligence. Despite being reserved, in and out of class, he's got a perfect GPA. Making both Ragnar and Aslaug proud with early acceptance letters from Ivy League schools.

Not only is he highly intelligent, but Hvitserk isn't afraid to take on unusual activities. He's the only Ragnarsson to ever join the school's Event Planning Committe.

Though all his brothers mocked him, Hvitserk didn't drop it. After all, he really enjoys being responsible for every detail of the Prom, especially the catering.

As far as a date for the event, Hvitserk's has decided to go solo. He and Aethelred both prefer to be free of a clingy date the entire night.

Sigurd: The Music Academy Protege

To say that Sigurd is a talented soul is putting things lightly. He plays nearly every instrument but is a master of the piano, violin and guitar. Just like his best friend Alfred, Sigurd dreams of using his talents to make a way in life.

Though he's received acceptance letters to various schools, he keeps one specific letter hidden. It's for a prestigious Arts school in New York. The same one Ivar got angry with him for applying to.

Despite behaving like he dislikes Sigurd, the youngest Ragnarsson was offended that he wanted to go to school out of state. Sigurd figures he could wait till after Prom to tell everyone of his intention to attend school far away.

Though shy, Sigurd does have a girlfriend. A sweet girl named Amber who recently transferred to their school.

Even though he didn't want to go to Prom, Amber has convinced him. Now, Ubbe and Aethelred won't shut up about websites with the best tuxedos.

Aethelstan: The Nice Principal

Despite what everyone thinks, Principal Aethelstan takes his own approach to running things. From unique field trips and activities, to meditation circles, he's a peculiar authority figure.

Though his methods are strange, the parents can't say that they don't work. After all, the High School is rated one of the best in the country.

Still, that doesn't stop the students from playing pranks on him. The latest being the school-wide confetti drop orchestrated by Ubbe, Bjorn and Aethelred.

In spite of his son Alfred being a student, Aethestan tries to not be overbearing or nosey. Unlike Judith, who shows up to the school unannounced all the time.

Floki: The Creepy Janitor

The students aren't sure if it's true or not, but rumor is that the janitor is a convict. Not only that, but they think he served time for murder but got away with many more.

Floki doesn't help his case by glaring at the students and laughing at inappropriate times. Oddly enough, the only one bold enough to talk to the Janitor is Ivar and most recently Alfred (forced by Ivar of course).

Floki hates Principal Aethelstan to a frightening degree but for some odd reason, the young Principal won't fire him.

You can hear Floki mumbling to himself about wanting to kill the Aethelstan if you get close enough.

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Overdose

Pairing: Alexander Ludwig/ Bjorn X Reader 

Rating: 18 + Mature Content  ( Cheating, Smut) 

Bravo!!!!! This man is a problem.❤😍❤

lol We’re just a mess lol 

@imgoldielikehawn If I get on set, I’m dry humping him.

I’ll be proud of my mugshots:

You’re next Ferdia Walsh-Peelo!

I would so attack him!!!!! Alexander better watch out. He asked for this attention.

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Under The Blood Moon

King Ivar has made a different kind of kingdom for himself these days.  The remainder of the Vikings make their way across the shores into his Icy lands. What will they do when they find themselves in a world ruled by blood and death? It’s Ivar’s Party and he’ll Kill if he wants to….

Pairings: Bjorn X Ragnar X Reader  X OC 

Warnings: Blood Kink, Female Dom Male Sub. Vampire Queen.  NSFW content will be featured. 

Get On the Taglist By sending in an ask or sounding off below! 

Happy Halloween and Welcome to The Creep Show! 

@imgoldielikehawn. Pretty much😂. "Hey Daddy!, welcome home"

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Overdose

Pairing: Alexander Ludwig/ Bjorn X Reader 

Rating: 18 + Mature Content  ( Cheating, Smut) 

Bravo!!!!! This man is a problem.❤😍❤

lol We’re just a mess lol 

@imgoldielikehawn If I get on set, I'm dry humping him.

I'll be proud of my mugshots:

You're next Ferdia Walsh-Peelo!

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