a shit show

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thank you im really good at clicking reblog

big fan of 'i'd find you in every universe'. BIGGER fan of 'there are maybe five universes where we find each other and in four of them it ends badly i think we're some kind of anomaly i think every law of everything points towards this being the death of us. but we could try to save it anyway.' THATS the good shit.

how is tin's melting point only 230°C / 450°F. that's the temperature I roast brussels sprouts.

this don't sound like a good recipe

[Image ID: Tumblr reply from airMetSierra reading: Information acquired: you can solder your brussels sprouts to the baking sheet

Reply from niceFeratu reading: well now you can add a delicious tin glaze /End ID]

And this is why tinfoil hats are all made out of aluminum now

I think it’s been said before but I really love how Tolkien does consequences of individual actions in his writing. For example Bilbo vs Gollum in regards to the ring. Gollum starts off his “relationship” to the ring with a murder and can’t let it go it consumes him. While Bilbo starts his with kindness by choosing not kill Gollum using the ring, and because of that he more able to give it up and then this act of kindness leads to middle earth being saved. I just really love how Tolkien continually shows how much individual actions and choices matter through his work. It’s one of the reasons he is one of my favourite authors.

Take a second to ask yourself "Is this reasonable?" when you're angry

Bananas were harmed in the making of this production.

But they were later eaten (yes even the squished one that I have in a bowl at the end).

Honestly, I tend to have the opposite problem. I tend to assume my emotional reactions are always unreasonable, disproportionate to the stimulus.

And that's not true.

Calm and Reasonable Are Not Synonyms.

But it is true that it's a hell of a lot easier to tell what's reasonable when you happen to be calm.

*sigh*

The one real HRT milestone that matters is the first time a cat steps on your boobs and it hurts

assigned titty at kitty (atak)

Yeah she atak me

official boob post

Moves at a pace slightly faster than your walk speed but slightly slower than your run speed

Mad because I'm standing in a doorway and my wide collision box won't let you pass

I hope Trump emotionally abuses Elon Musk regularly at least

(via TumbleOn)

Whoa..

What the actual fuck, I thought it was gonna make the lines in the painting kinda wiggly and stuff but holy SHIT.

The best thing about coauthoring The Paladin Prophecy is that I get to write it AND I get to read it. Best of both worlds babey

Half of the process is my roommate saying that my writing is awesome and the other half of the process is telling my roommate that her writing is awesome

And no matter what we’re shitting on Mark Frost the whole time <3

I believe in free education, one that’s available to everyone; no matter their race, gender, age, wealth, etc… This masterpost was created for every knowledge hungry individual out there. I hope it will serve you well. Enjoy!

FREE ONLINE COURSES (here are listed websites that provide huge variety of courses)

IDEAS, INSPIRATION & NEWS (websites which deliver educational content meant to entertain you and stimulate your brain)

DIY & HOW-TO’S (Don’t know how to do that? Want to learn how to do it yourself? Here are some great websites.)

FREE TEXTBOOKS & E-BOOKS

SCIENTIFIC ARTICLES & JOURNALS

LEARN:

1. LANGUAGES

2. COMPUTER SCIENCE & PROGRAMMING

3. YOGA & MEDITATION

4. PHOTOGRAPHY & FILMMAKING

5. DRAWING & PAINTING

6. INSTRUMENTS & MUSIC THEORY

7. OTHER UNCATEGORIZED SKILLS

Please feel free to add more learning focused websites. 

*There are a lot more learning websites out there, but I picked the ones that are, as far as I’m aware, completely free and in my opinion the best/ most useful.

Your beauty is beyond compare, with flaming locks of hot wings hair...

An Ethiopian woman prays at Deir el-Sultan Monastery in the Church of the Holy Sepulchre in Jerusalem, Palestine. (Photographer: unnamed - Associated Press)

yes, percy rose through the ranks of new rome disturbingly fast. no, jason did not do the same at camp half blood. yes, percy's rise to leadership at both camps took about two weeks and was completely unplanned. no, the same cannot be said for jason. his rise was carefully planned and took over a decade. they're both children of the big three, but where percy thrums with raw power, jason is a sword honed by zeus and hera. where percy is a survivor, jason is a weapon. where percy is a cycle breaker, jason can't get out. jason's fatal flaw was temptation to deliberate because he never managed to make his own choices. he was every classic definition of a hero rolled into one, and he never questioned it because his happiness came after the responsibility. jason was never going to ascend as fast as percy because jason was raised on hard work and discipline while percy, an abuse survivor and child of poverty, knew when to fight dirty. where jason was a transplant, percy was an invasive species. jason was always going to die because he was never more than a tool for the gods to throw away when he outlived his usefulness, or when he started to question his place. if someone as locked down as jason can question the system, anyone can. now that luke has put thoughts of overthrow in everyone's heads, zeus has to be very careful because while jason was expendable as his weapon, percy was unexpected in every way. zeus has no plan for him. when percy dies, he will become a martyr, so he can't die, except now everyone knows that percy doesn't want to be a god either. jason had to die, and now percy has to live.

i don't like john mulaney because he invited dave chappelle on stage with him after deeply praising him at the height of the transphobic controversy around him after his netflix special but i cant say stuff like hope he dies lest people think i'm in the camp of people that hate him because he got a divorce for some reason