Dana the Ragnarok

over-psychoanalyzing blorbos is healthy and needed enrichment for the girlies in order to avoid over-psychoanalyzing themselves. like giving a dog a chew toy in order to redirect chewing on its hind legs

"Am I evil for resenting well-meaning displays of affection?" No. That's Sasuke. Be safe out there

sometimes i’m like ‘fanfiction can’t shock me anymore i’m numb to it’ then i find this shit

every moment of a cumulative thirteen years of catholic education is simultaneously screaming out in agony at this reply

Tbh the only way an average-looking guy could get 12 hot guys to follow him around and hang off his every word is if he’s the only top

Obviously Christ was a top, the Catholic Church keeps reminding us he’s inside everyone, and the one and only time he got nailed, it took him three days to recover.

So ain’t nobody gonna ask OP what they were doing looking for Jesus/Judas fanfiction?

trying to find jesus/judas fanfiction to read i thought that was obvious

OPs url makes this the funniest thread I’ve ever read in my life

The idea that eating soy products will turn men into women is ultimately a form of trans miso-gyny

me: *writes fic*

me: great! time to post to ao3-

ao3 summary box: *exists*

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ao3 summary box:

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ao3 summary box: 

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Ooh, this is actually kinda a neat thing, because you can think of it as a checklist:

For example:

Thus, in less than 100 words:

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The Anatomy of Story by John Truby is a really good book by the by, if anyone’s interested in this sort of thing.

This is super helpful!’

One of life's greatest joys, I think, is passing an AU back and forth with your friends and making it progressively hornier and more fucked up

A 22 yr old in my org got drunk tuesday night and kinda shit on the fact that I'm running a community cleanup for our chapter. Said something along the lines of "i didn't join up to pick trash." Which really bothers me and it took me a while to figure out why. The whole point of the community cleanup is that we're returning to the neighborhoods where we knocked doors for A4 to help clean up their streets and provide material improvement for free in an effort to build inroads with those neighbors.

Like... if your socialism doesn't include picking uo trash, I'm guessing it also doesn't include doing the dishes, babysitting, or anything else that is important but not prestigious. Idk man, fuck off with that shit. You'll pick up trash and you'll like it until you understand why picking up trash isn't anyone's job but your own. I hate that attitude. If helping and doing activism was always fun and visible and impressive, everyone you know would already be doing it.

CUTE DATE IDEA: go to a medieval torture museum and tell each other which devices you would put each other in

go to torture museum and tell each other which devices were actually made up by people later in history to paint the past as savage and get thrillz

are we sure the only way out is through? like. are we sure we can't just. go around

When you’re going through hell, maybe look around and see if you can’t just back up and get out of hell the same way you came in?

YOU don’t have to be perfect to be loved. but I do

hey guys we can all agree its like, incredibly sad and fucked up when a trans man feels like he has to apologize for being a man, right. like even jokingly. it’s very concerning that people have created an environment where a trans person is expected to be apologetic about their identity, right.

“sorry to add another straight white male to the world 😔” no brother I’m glad you exist. being able to live your life as YOU is something you had to and will continue to fight for and we can’t afford to be apologetic about it. trans existence is always a celebration.

This was the way I felt back when I was transitioning and it sucked. TERF-ass talking points about trans man were rife Everywhere online to me then. I used to joke about it felt like climbing into a burning trash can on purpose.

And you know what. Not only was it miserable, it's fucking bullshit. Being a man is a wonderful and beautiful thing to be. Being a man ain't inherently Evil or Bad. We shouldn't be out here inventing binary essentially 2: It's Reversed Now So It's Good Actually.

Being a mans beautiful. Bein' masc rules. You got folk in this world I promise will gas you up and celebrate you livin', and folks who make you feel cruddy about it aint worth apologizin' to.

Trans men are proof that there's nothing wrong with men, it's a specific social dynamic that causes all these problems

do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it

they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes

i will not lie, friends in my phone, i have been imagining affection from time to time

Today's aesthetic: seeing some random blogger describing what you thought was a common thing in terms of some sort of Syndrome and asking yourself, okay, is this person inappropriately pathologising an everyday human experience, or do I also have The Syndrome?

being a writer leads to a genuinely helpful but also very stupid kind of mindfulness where you'll be having a sobbing breakdown or the worst anxiety attack of your life and think "okay, I really need to pay attention to how this feels. so I can incorporate it into my fanfiction."