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Heavy metal & goat noises

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Alas. 29. German. Trans man (he/his/him). This blog is kinda dead atm but I'll occasionally use it for selfies or shit.
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Playing the Reignited trilogy and seeing all the wonderful new dragon designs inspired me to come up with designs for what the guardians would look like in the Reignited style :)

This time it’s Terrador! The earth element powerhouse of the guardians. I gave him armor like I did for Ignitus, keeping the repeating spike motif within it as much as I could. 

So far I’m planning on doing Cyril next :)  stay tuned!

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I’m redesigning the guardians from The Legend of Spyro games, as they were my introduction to Spyro series and the ones that I personally grew up with :)

Playing the Reignited trilogy and seeing all the wonderful new dragon designs inspired me to come up with designs for what the guardians would look like in the Reignited style.

It’s been some time, but finally, here is Cyril!

I focused more on his body language than the armour he’s wearing for this design. Of course I gave him the matching armour set like the other guardians, but I wanted to make sure I really illustrated him expressing his proud personality. He, like Volteer, are more intellectuals than fighters like Terrador and Ignitus, and so I pushed back the armour elements for him, as I will for Volteer.

Speaking of Volteer, he will be next :)

Thanks for looking!

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Harry Potter’s German name would be Harald Töpfer.

DU BISCHT EIN ZAUBERER HARALD TÖPFER

UND NUR DU KANNST THOMAS RÄTSEL BESIEGEN

Voldemort in der Kammer des Schreckens: Thomas Rätsel ist *fuchtelt herum* Lord Voldemort! Harald Töpfer: kurze frog… wia genau bist du nuamoi auf den namen kema?

Harald  Töpfer auf Bayrisch würd ich sofort lesen, 10/10 

Gschichten von der Zauberschui Wuidschweinwarzn:

Die fantastischn Abenteuer vom Töpfer Harald und seine Freind, dem Wieslig Ronald und der Hofer Hermine, und wia’s den schrecklichn Graf Todessturz bsiegt ham.

Freilich nicht allein! Sondern sie hattn a Hilfe von : Professor Taumeltür, Professorin von Gallenwerd (?) , Mond Liebgut , Neustadt Langboden und a vom liaben Hoibriesen Verhärmung .

Doch es gibt ned nur guade Leit in Schloss Wuidschweinwarzn!

Da Harald hod a Feind in die eignen Reihn, bsonders den Leit vom Hause Schleich is ned zu traun! Wia zum Beispui am Professor Heftig Schnap , oder dem Harald seim eignen Mitschüler, Drache Bösglaub, dem Grippel dem.

Also seids bereit! Fia a magischs Abenteuer des sich gwoschn hod !

Harald, jetzt geh schon na, du bisch fei dr'Auserwählte, gell! Aber sperr immer gut de Glotzbebbelen uff, mo weiß jo nie, ob Professor Baumrasen ned doch amol wieder recht ghabt hett mit ihrem wirren Gebrabbel…

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cyancaddy

Dabei sollte dieser Klassiker nicht vergessen werden:

Servus = Bavarian ‘hello’ or ‘bye’.

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Four roommates are extraterrestrials who have taken human form in the hopes of learning about Earth’s culture. Unfortunately, each alien is from a different planet and believes the other three are normal humans.

I would read this

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ekjohnston

OH MY GOD

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aaron2point0

Starring Jack Black, The Rock, Jeff Goldblum and Taika Waititi 

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artemis69

And Mads Mikkelsen, the human neighbour that is weird enough that all the aliens think he’s an alien too.

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in this post, i will detail my rankings and reasons thereof of the sluttiness level of every character in hamlet, or their “ho ratio,” if you will,

wh

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where’s the rest of the post op

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i don’t think anyone outside of Germany understands how scarring it is to hear the words “Fresh Dumbledore”. you do not know that there’s a whole generation of Germans out there who get thrown back in time upon hearing those words… war flashbacks of “wer zum Teufel ist Amanda”, “Voldemort hat einen Stein nach mir geworfen”, “SCHINKEN!” and “Ich bin alt, ich bin bald tot, aus grün mach rot. Klatsch!”… those and so many other quotes still haunt me.

you do not know that there’s a whole parallel universe in Germany where Hermione is a lesbian, Dumbledore is a gangster rapper, Gilderoy Lockhard is a porn star and everything is 100% obscene. that everyone quoted these dubs for months. that there were actual albums of Fresh Dumbledore out there that you could listen to. That there was also an album of Snape’s black metal band. Even Warner Brothers got wind of it and threatened to sue.

one woman in Germany redefined Harry Potter for countless people for years, and none of you even know.

the memory of it is burnt into my brain and I cannot escape. 

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