You are perfect just the way you are

An Ivory Okimono Of a Dragon Having His Teeth Examined. Meiji Period, Signed Nimin/Futsumin.

Trying to give a cat a pill.

peace and love on my dash this afternoon

i gotta remember this

need what hugh grant and his wife have

Listening to a hip-hop song about the musician's promiscuous behaviour. I fear this man will never find a wife.

i fly like paper get high like planes

Halle Berry and Kyle MacLachlan in The Flintstones (1994)

Men use “I’m just a man” to cheat on their wives. Odysseus uses “I’m just a man” to kill, slay and torture people to get back to HIS wife. They are not the same.

Reblog with your animal. It’s toucans for me

Shoutout to characters that are both genuinely deeply kind and also genuinely terrifying and willing to spill buckets worth of blood to get something done. And neither of these are an act, they're just both very true.

Have they transvestigated Master Chief yet?

the "woman = curves, man = angles" people are so far gone they think u cant be a man if ur polygon count is too high

taking the HRT to lower my polygon count. when my doctor asked what I wanted to look like, I showed her Lara Croft off the PS1