Took purple Dave on a walk to eat some grass today

YEAH. YEAH. YOU ALL BELIEVE ME NOW, DON’T YOU

Ranchdiip redemption arc starts now

Feelings tonight

three person poly relationship made up of two people who are already dating trying to coax someone with horrific self worth issues into a loving relationship. stray cat style

they’re all laying together in bed and the couple are both thinking to themselves like good, he stayed the night to cuddle and talk when we offered, he should know that we genuinely care for him and want this to be more then a handful of one night stands. and the stray cat guy is like wow this sure is nice i think i’m falling in love with them. it’s really too bad that they don’t actually give a fuck and hate me and probably want to kill me with hammers for no reason

it has been like. two days

"OK" SO IT SEEMS AS THOUGH MY GENETICALLY MODIFIED KILLER BEETLES HAVE ESCAPED. HAS ANYONE SEEN MY FUCKI🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲OH G🪲OD🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲 SHI🪲🪲T🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🧪AAAHHHHHHHHOOOHhh Hey. That One Learned thge basics of Chemistry . #Proud

where's that "was anyone gonna tell me" meme when you need it because holy shit did the bird app just slap me in the face with this

(and yes, it's real and terrifying tbh)

because you shouldn't take some random tumblr user's word for it:

People in the notes saying this is a good thing like there aren’t millions of species native to the Sahara that can’t survive with that much rainfall.

Fuck global warming.

Deserts are not able to absorb large amounts of rainfall quickly BECAUSE DESERTS AREN'T MEANT TO HAVE THAT so when you hear about a desert flooding, understand that the lower threshold means flooding is just as damaging there as it is when your neighborhood floods. It just gets there faster because the desert is going to be much less prepared to absorb the earlier rainfall.

the fact that there are people saying that nature is healing because an entire ecosystem is being distorted like idk it feels so infuriating like idk why dont people know abt their own world people are saying how beautiful and awesome these climate changes have been and how this "dIsPr0vES gLoBaL wARminG" like aaaa global warming actually makes some places snow and rain more because the weather cycle is complicated and everything is interconnected, disrupting something disrupts everything,

from the microbial ecosystem floating above the clouds to the extremophiles living in volcanos and inside the ice of Antartica, to the diverse ecosystem of Mariana Trench and the deepest caves everything is connected.

Sand from the Sahara travels across wind currents to fertilise the Amazon constantly. Everything on Earth is connected and one.

truly nothing about house md prepares you for wilson. he's fucking insane. he's been divorced three times. he's the only person who can scheme just as well as house. he gives a patient his own liver bc he felt bad for him - a patient who didn't even know wilson's name. btw. he noticed a patient had depression bc he never mentioned his grandkids. he starred in a porno. he dosed house with antidepressants for several weeks. he allowed his boybestie and his gf to share custody of him and didn't even try to stop it. house told him to buy a piece of furniture that represented who he was, and he bought a $4000+ organ for house. he was gonna torpedo his career to talk abt euthanasia bc one of his patients suffered longer than he had to. he let house move into his 1 bed apartment bc his therapist thought it'd be a good idea. this man would do anything for anybody if they let him. he'd fucking quit his job to save a snail off the sidewalk. bro is not normal in the slightest

i gotta remember this

this is the closest thing we get to house having religion. and by god, if he isn't devout

it's always bad for adults to interact with minors, which is why when I was born my mother was positioned at the window and I was birthed down a giant slip n slide that safely transported me to the hospital grounds, where I was quickly accepted and raised by a gang of feral babies who were born under similar circumstances. and that's why my posts are so bad

Hey what the fuck happens in homestuck

this picture is cracking me up so bad house looks like a recently divorced dad who's spending the weekend with his son and decided to take him to the amusement park

one-85

kittenheavenpov on tiktok

kitty sounds!!!!

😭😭😭 mama calling them all in and then going to find the one that fell behind and then another baby panicking and screaming because she can't see mommy and mama calling her and the baby rushing over with obvious enormous relief oh god I am CRYING

I want an entire streaming service of nothing but this!

the police budhget should be one dirty old penny that smells & is cursed

DIY notebook/junk journal tutorial for people on a budget

I found myself watching a lot of bookbinding videos recently & had the realization: I could probably do that at home, for free. And I was right. So before an influencer convinces you to drop 50 dollars on a book press and a fancy bonefolder, here's how:

i found out that the dancing banana was created some time in 1999 today and i feel so bad. he’s 25… and i never did anything for him. this is like if i forogot a loved ones birthday

please: to everyone, say “happy 25 years!” to the dancing banana today and as many times as you can before 2024 ends. he has done so much for internet culture and he deserves all the attention and praise though i can’t do anything grand at the moment (i’m very busy with life and will be for a bit), i will do this… i found a little cake slice, just for him.

it’s even peanut butter and jelly flavored!!

Him looking at Stacy (whom he was in love with)

Him looking at Wilson (whom he is in love with)