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Pallas's Palace

@thepallaspalace / thepallaspalace.tumblr.com

The account of an exhausted Fan and fully formed Adult Human. Twenty something. Call me Pallas! they/them pronouns, TERF's and pedos get the fuck off of my blog. Icon is Jeff the shark, Banner is by Alice Zhang
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demilypyro

This is the most comfortable chair I have ever encountered in my life

Ordered. On monday. You will be mine

I could literally feel myself relax and get a little sleepy when I sat down in this thing. I never relax. This is crazy

Oh no, there will be no gaming in this chair. This is a reading chair EXCLUSIVELY. Plus maybe watching anime

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Call now to recieve help with the inability to make phone calls!

Fill out this forum to receive assistance with your difficulty filling out forms

Come on down to our center thats two hours away so we can give assistance with your inability to walk or drive

There's help out there! You're just not trying hard enough!

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i had a dream last night about an unreleased season of game changer with only one episode which featured brennan and grant doing an 1800s style full on gun duel as sam’s two “most hated employees” where the winner would receive the entire budget for what would have been the rest of the season as a prize.

brennan hamiltoned it in protest and did a big long speech about pitching employees against each other as perceived competition in capitalist settings. grant did actually shoot but his aim was so poor that the bullet (which was a bb pellet, not an actual bullet to be clear), hit one of the lights on the archway in the set (the ones lou wilson unscrews in sam says when told to upset a producer), ricocheted off and hit sam’s glasses, shattering them. nobody won, and brennan put sam in a headlock as the credits rolled. that was the entire season, and it got rave reviews on tumblr.

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🌀Your house would look better with a big oil painting of the Wizard🌀

🌀Your house would look better with a big oil painting of the Wizard🌀

🌀Your house would look better with a big oil painting of the Wizard🌀

🌀Your house would look better with a big oil painting of the Wizard🌀

🌀Your house would look better with a big oil painting of the Wizard🌀

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A neighbors little kid came over for the fourth and she wanted to know how my record player worked and she picked out discipline by king crimson, let it play for a little bit and then went “do you have something nicer”

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sillyzone
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sketiana

its always weird when ppl get arrogant after ammassing a bit of a following on tumblr as if they didnt get it by saying dumb shit that's forgotten a month later like bro youre in this shit with the rest of us. having a window seat in the clown car doesnt stop you from being a clown

“Having a window seat in the clown car doesn’t stop you from being a clown” needs to be on a shirt

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dooflizard

i’ll do it

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