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Just Trying to Graduate

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Anna // 23 // no terfs
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what the fuck. hey why are yall classifying WTNV as "ancient problematic media" because people liked it in 2013. am i not FUCKING allowed to like things if they're not from 2018 or later. i refuse to forget about it just because the new-age tumblr gays replaced it with the penis archives or whatever. fuck you

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when welcome to night vale said: “Sleep heavily and know that I am here with you. The past is gone, and cannot harm you anymore. And while the future is fast coming for you, it always flinches first, and settles in as the gentle present. This now, this us, we can cope with that. We can do this together you and I.”

This is the most reassuring quote in the English language and exactly why I love Welcome to Night Vale

It’s an unsettling horror podcast that reminds me of how huge and terrifying the universe is and makes me feel like everything is going to be okay somehow

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Wednesday is “Take Your Daughter to Work Day.” Wednesday is “Put Your Daughter to Work Day.” Wednesday is “Teach Your Daughter How to Do Whatever Simple Task It Is You are Paid to Do and Then, Once She has Mastered It, Slip Away and Leave Her as Your Replacement Day.”

Cecil Palmer, WtNV ep. 81 “After 3327″ (via belanekra)

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How to Successfully Study in the Library

  • bring all of your materials with you
  • find a nice quiet spot void of distractions 
  • make sure to take little breaks every half hour or so
  • maybe bring a little snack
  • don’t look at the giant floating baby
  • just don’t 
  • try to forget about the giant floating baby in the library 
  • use different colors of highlighters to organize your notes  

you folks think this is like a fuckin doctor who or phineas and ferb reference but nah this is the shit I gotta put up with every day

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