Just Trying to Graduate

Good Omens AU where nothing changes except that upon realizing that Warlock isn’t the antichrist they absentmindedly bring him along for the ride, and he’s just like in the background playing gameboy or something in every scene

*the breakup scene*

Crowley: Fine! Then I’m taking Warlock with me to Alpha Centauri! And when we’re among the stars we won’t even think about you!

Warlock from the back of the Bentley without even looking up from his phone: Bye Aziraphale, see you later.