Just Trying to Graduate

Warlock doesn’t get enough fandom attention so I made him a meme

i think my favourite warlock headcanon is that he’s just never going to call crowley anything other than nanny. he’s probably call aziraphale by his name, but not nanny. even after the truth comes out that crowley’s a demon literally sent to raise him to end the world, warlock is just like [shrug] yeah that sounds like nanny. even after crowley gives up the nanny gear and starts meeting warlock up for lunch or coffee or whatever to go over warlock’s astronomy or physics homework in his usual skinny jeans and cool jacket™️ combo, warlock still gives him a hug and a kiss to the cheek when he gets there and says “hey nanny, how many times have you saved the earth since the last time,” and crowley always sniffs with that nanny-face and says “wouldn’t you like to know.” when warlock gets married and has a moment of cold feet, he asks his dad to go out and find nanny in the church, and thaddeus dowling is like, are you kidding, she must be ancient, but it turns out that there nanny is, waiting for someone to come take him to warlock, in a wheelchair being pushed by a face that’s very familiar but not entirely recognizable, and nanny goes in and tells warlock, “you lisssten to me, young man, do you love him? then you get your arse out there and marry him and you never, ever let go” and warlock is like, “is that what you did, nanny?” and nanny looks at aziraphale and says, “well, not married, but,” and warlock looks at aziraphale and goes, “what the hell are you waiting for?” crowley showing up to the birth of warlock’s first child (a pre-arranged adoption) in full nanny regalia and taking the wee bairn in his arms and giving warlock a look like, “obviously i’m the nanny now,” and warlock is just like, “you always have been.” 

Older Warlock :D

– Those are a pair of Crowley’s glasses he snatched from the Bentley’s glove compartment. Crowley is so proud. The Them think he looks like a dick and don’t hesitate in telling him so. (”Yeah, but it looks awesome on Nanny!” “Mister Crowley is a DEMON from HELL, of COURSE he’s COOL.”)

– He got the snake tattoo for his 18th birthday. Crowley cried. The pictures of that day show a red puffy snake tattoo and red puffy snake eyes. 

– The book is a recommendation from Aziraphale. Warlock loves to read, and he can read while walking, experience he got from playing Pokemon on his gameboy and walking. (He loves to read, he just doesn’t agree with Aziraphale’s tastes. He likes YA. Aziraphale reads whatever Warlock brings him, no matter how horrible he thinks modern litterature has become. Crowley asks why they keep this weird book club if they’re just gonna suffer through. They ignore him.)

– The “Not the Antichrist” tshirt is a gift from Adam, for their 15th birthday. The year prior, Warlock had given him an “Antichrist” tshirt. They love to wear them together. The shirt is now getting too small and discolored, and it’s still Warlock’s favorite.  

– Friendship bracelets. When Warlock was 12 he was sent to summer camp and came back with a truckload of friendship bracelets and gave some to his godfathers. Aziraphale thought the idea was incredibly charming and taught himself- and then taught Crowley- to make them. One white, one black. Aziraphale is learning how to make it tartan.

– He went through a phase where he walked like Crowley, but it just looked silly. You need to biologically be a snake for that. The Them told him he looked like a dick, that time too. 

– Not shown on this picture- his hipster phase where he snatched some of Aziraphale’s clothes. 

Good Omens AU where nothing changes except that upon realizing that Warlock isn’t the antichrist they absentmindedly bring him along for the ride, and he’s just like in the background playing gameboy or something in every scene

*the breakup scene*

Crowley: Fine! Then I’m taking Warlock with me to Alpha Centauri! And when we’re among the stars we won’t even think about you!

Warlock from the back of the Bentley without even looking up from his phone: Bye Aziraphale, see you later.