Just Trying to Graduate

“No one dies in TMA all the dead characters are off kayaking” you do realize that means that while Tim and Sasha are trying to convince Gerry to take off his 90s goth trenchcoat and go swimming or whatever, somewhere in the background, sitting under a tree and pretending to read a book there is the terrifying silhouette of Gertrude Robinson.

Jurgen poofs into the idyllic scenery and elswhere, finally relaxing on a dock somewhere, actually enjoying watching his dumb jock boyfriend kayaking, Gerry stiffens, and his eyes go hard. “Leitner.” He spits.

gerry heaven is also leitner hell it’s a very efficient sysetm

mmmmh yes

congrats to melanie and georgie on the canonically implied gay sex

what the fuck. hey why are yall classifying WTNV as "ancient problematic media" because people liked it in 2013. am i not FUCKING allowed to like things if they're not from 2018 or later. i refuse to forget about it just because the new-age tumblr gays replaced it with the penis archives or whatever. fuck you

how about frog and toad redraws (ref under the cut!!)

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my tma playlist is goin great

this is so fucking funny

I’ve had this one in the holster for a while so here we go I’m shooting the fluff gun pchooooooooo

[ID: A two page color comic featuring Jon, Martin, Tim and Sasha from season 1 of the Magnus archives. Jon is a dark skinned man with short neatly combed black hair. He has thick rimmed gold glasses and a goatee. Martin is a chubby man with tan skin and reddish brown curly hair and square glasses. Tim has light skin and black hair in a mullet. Sasha is a dark skinned woman with wavy dark brown hair and glasses.

Panel 1: Martin “sorry again for yesterday...I, ah, brought you some tea!” Jon “hm.” Martin is placing a saucer of tea at Jon’s desk.

Panel 2: Jon “just don’t let it happen again.” Jon takes a drink of the tea while looking at some papers.

Panel 3: Jon “oh, and Martin?” Martin pauses just before exiting the door, looking nervously over his shoulder.

Panel 4: Jon “a little more sugar next time” he is smiling indulgently and there are shoujo bubbles floating around his head to denote him as a bishounen.

Panel 5: martins face is red and says a very small “ok”. Steam floats around his head.

Panel 6: Martin slumps down the now closed door with a dopey smile on his blushing face, his arms are crossed over his chest and there are hearts a steam clouds floating around his face.

Panel 7: Martin notices Tim and Sasha grinning at him from across the room and starts, embarrassed.

Panel 8: Tim is leaning suggestively over sashas desk with big glittery anime eyes and says “mr.sims i brought you this tea is there ANYTHING ELSE I could do for you?” Martin is standing in front of Jon’s desk, waving his arms and whispering for them to “be quiet”, “noooo”, “stop he’ll hear you!”. Sasha sits with her legs crossed and her arms behind her head and says “ya know I’ve got this stick up my—“ at which point Martin interrupts her “SASHA!”]

mwah 

gertrude has to be tricked into mcr enjoyment dot png

had some Thoughts :)

(Cecil Palmer voice) Jon Sims, you know, the archivist?

[Jon Sims voice] Statement of Cecil Palmer, regarding a scientist arriving in the town of Night Vale. Original statement given June 15th, 2012. Statement begins.

Fix-it fics where Jon is still the Archivist be like

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Avatars of the Eye

i keep getting yelled at by tma characters for tape recording like bitch im a tape recorder

helen: you know what? fuck you (unmichaels your distortion)