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What did the art enthusiast say when he left the supermarket?
Where did my Van Gogh?
But if they made a fire Elsa, I feel like Rise Like a Phoenix by Conchita would be the theme.
theoreticallytrue reblogged
You Didn’t Have To Put That Shot In - A novel by every johnlock shipper ever
thewaitwasworthitlove
And its sequel “Eye Sex and Double Entendres: A Sub-Textual Guide” (Now with Preface by Martin “I’ll do it in a look” Freeman and Benedict “Every nuance has meaning” Cumberbatch).
Plus the spin off, "How many romantic situations can I put in without it becoming canon" by Steven moffat
You Didn't Have To Put That Shot In - A novel by every johnlock shipper ever
Bo Burnham looks like Matt Smith and David Tennant combined.
People always say, "the world doesn't revolve around you" but how do we know that? How do we know that we will not live forever and each person is just a piece in the dream or game of your life. Like, will we ever know for sure? How terrible is it that my dream is full of cancer and discrimination and poverty? Or maybe this is the best dream ever and all others are worse...
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"Just marry me"
"No"
"Why? Don’t you love me?"
"I love you, but I-"
theoreticallytrue reblogged
"Just marry me"
"No"
"Why? Don’t you love me?"
"I love you, but I-"
theoreticallytrue reblogged
"Just marry me"
"No"
"Why? Don’t you love me?"
"I love you, but I-"
jazzandtoby
This took me ages to figure out until I remembered that Americans call rock melon cantaloupe.
"You can’t marry me because you… rock melon…?"
"Just marry me"
"No"
"Why? Don't you love me?"
"I love you, but I-"
So I told my friend that I have a tumblr and she literally gasped aloud and whispered "Thats a bad website"
Yes this is the same friend that, when I said my favorite show was Sherlock, stared at me with the most petrified facial expression ever.
When will I be popular enough that I can make bad jokes and seem "quirky" and "cute"?