i keep thinking of a post-canon "theres only one bed" scenario with jiang cheng and wei wuxian sjdbfjfj. maybe they both happen to go night hunting with some juniors and realise too late that its the SAME juniors and well now theres only one room left at the inn and theyre stuck together. i imagine itd go something like
wwx: hes still justifiably mad at me and i dont really deserve the bed after everything i put our family through so he can have it :(
jc: hes being a self sacrificial ass without asking me again and im still mad abt the last time so im NOT taking the bed
wwx: i wish it was back like when we were kids and could just share a bed, but he hates me now, so i wont dare to ask... its fine
jc: why doesnt he just offer to share the bed, he must not want to do that anymore
and so on and so forth where they both wouldnt rlly mind sharing bc theyve done it a million times, but absolutely refuse to admit it so they both end up sleeping on the floor with all the blankets still piled on the bed bc by the time they just angrily lay on the ground theyre too full of Righteous Indignation and exhaustion to have to figure that out too. jiang cheng cant turn his head to the left for a week afterwards