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Cecil: And remember, listeners, as my boyfriend Carlos told me: ‘If you are not part of the solution, you are part of the precipitate!’
Carlos listening to the show: *grinning face palm*
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What did the art enthusiast say when he left the supermarket?
Where did my Van Gogh?
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Dad: “GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!” Child: *storms off* “JIM MORRISON WAS OVERRATED!” Dad: “WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SLAMMING THE DOORS!?”
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"Just marry me"
"No"
"Why? Don’t you love me?"
"I love you, but I-"
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"Just marry me"
"No"
"Why? Don’t you love me?"
"I love you, but I-"
"Just marry me"
"No"
"Why? Don't you love me?"
"I love you, but I-"