man I couldn't do twitter. on tumblr nobody gives a shit if u bully celebrities, on twitter it becomes a fucking national conversation for three days
john green's cock monologue never could have happened on twitter
god I wish that were me: a compilation
aries: you were walking in front of them too slowly
taurus: you ate their last fry
gemini: you interrupted them while they were telling a story
cancer: you made fun of them for crying at a sad movie
leo: you posted a really bad picture of them to snapchat
virgo: you spilled grape soda all over their white carpet
libra: you flirted with their crush
scorpio: why not
sagittarius: you cracked their phone
capricorn: you were breathing really heavily and it was getting annoying
aquarius: you said their favorite band was trash
pisces: you called them a fish
the innocence of this movie is actually great
Remember that movie in which Jack Black was a teacher and building a rock band and when a little black chubby girl asked to be a singer he only said “sure! let me hear you” and the moment she started using her beautiful voice his lit up like all of his dreams came true, PLUS the same little girl was scared that people would make fun of her because she was fat and he started listing awesome singers with some weight on and included himself and told her that people wouldn’t laugh because she is awesome at what she does and that is all that matters PLUS that it’s ok to enjoy food?
Also, when a little boy asked to be the band’s stylist he just said “sure, go ahead fancy pants” like, there wasn’t a single second of questioning it, he went into “ok, that will be your position then” right away
That fucking movie is an hour and a half of Jack Black teaching kids to love themselves disregarding all of the stereotypes
And don’t forget the Asian guy said he shouldn’t be in the band because he thought he wasn’t “cool enough”. Jack Black didn’t miss a beat by making up a secret handshake between he and the kid.and telling him he’s amazing at what he does playing the piano. After that the Asian kid even stood up for himself against a bully.
And he put the violent kid with anger issues on drums and let him constructively work out his aggression.
