I don't ship, I titanic

"my child is fine" your child is still running their tumblr blog from middle school

adults are like my hobbies and interests are grocery store

i’m adults

I’m gay which means I’m really turned off by sports but really turned on by sportswear

pro hoe ✨pro virgin✨pro choice✨pro sex on the 1st date✨pro waiting til marriage✨pro anything thats consensual & you’re comfortable with✨

my secret agenda is actually just to sit in your room and show you my favorite songs while you explain different things you have on your wall or your desk to me

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May your January be filled with love and healing. 

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Before January ends, I’m going to magically and extremely be blessed by the universe.

not gonna risk scrolling past this

no you live in a society, i live in unrealistic idealised romantic daydreams about fictional characters

Do you mean to tell me that my children have been roaming about Salzburg dressed up in nothing but some old drapes? And having a marvelous time!

THE SOUND OF MUSIC 1965 | dir. Robert Wise

hello every girl… i love u

taylor swift being the prettiest angel at home

this is such a solid joke omg

Well, it’s kind of hard to think of yourself as a duchess when you’re sleeping on a damp floor. But, sure, every lonely girl would hope she’s a princess.

Nothing is “TMI” for me. I’m nosy as shit. Tell me everything. Spare no detail.

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!

I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!

I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat

I love the good luck cat. And we can all use a little luck