Fries Before Guys

she okay yayed too close to the sun

i gotta remember this

sorry for being indecisive, I haven’t had any prophetic dreams to guide me in a while

the lovely woman who owned kabosu, the shiba known as doge, should get to take a point blank shot at elon musk with the doohickey that killed shinzo abe

*retaining nothing you just said* got it

trump will get shot, elon musk will kill himself and misandry will become a real thing by the end of 2024

nighttime is going to be fucked up under the trump administration, as he plans to get rid of the weird bug appointed by joe biden to be in charge of it. "the bug is too weird it freaks me out yucky", said the president-elect when asked about the nighttime department. insider sources say he plans to appoint an obscure youtuber known only as "gamer rickey" to the position.

does anyone know if you can get in trouble for feeling weird

Going back to sleep is so powerful im a huge fan of going back to sleep

My morning glory doesn’t like the wind chime

SHUT🤏

[Image ID: A photo of a morning glory plant that has grown one tendril out and around a windchime's ringer. End ID]