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Cooking Question

How do you like your eggs? Poached? Scrambled? Boiled? Obviously a hidden camera? Poisoned beyond belief? Existentially fraught? Poisoned?! Watched by monitors? Over heating? Over bearing? Poisoned. Over your head falling from the sky? Poison. Exploding constantly? We need to know, for science.

I don’t like eggs

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(ಠ_ಠ) we need. To know. For. Science.

what if I’m allergic to eggs? thenightvalepost

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No one is allergic to science, tumblr user lord of all rainbows. No one. Not. One.

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Whoa destiel is finally cannon. Weirdest thing to come from this town on a while.

#destiel #welcome to night vale #wtnv #supernatural 15 years #supernatural

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Anonymous asked:

What do I do if I'm still in the mud?

Oh W O W you’re still in the mud? What a subtle flex. We get it. You’re i n t h e m u d. What about the rest of us who the mud rejected!?

Maybe stop complaining and let the mud consume you like we all hoped for.

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therealguffstuff asked:

Any advice to a new writer trying to make it big?

Try a larger font

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Anonymous asked:

Five anime eleven hotdog stink

wtf

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Anonymous asked:

🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

Ah finally. Some delicious messages.

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Cooking Question

How do you like your eggs? Poached? Scrambled? Boiled? Obviously a hidden camera? Poisoned beyond belief? Existentially fraught? Poisoned?! Watched by monitors? Over heating? Over bearing? Poisoned. Over your head falling from the sky? Poison. Exploding constantly? We need to know, for science.

I don’t like eggs

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(ಠ_ಠ) we need. To know. For. Science.

Are you Carlos from Nightvale

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I have literally no idea who or what I even am anymore.

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No Adult Content

From here forth, City Council has demanded all those with adult qualities to be flagged. If you or a loved one has suddenly began producing large flags from bodily orifices, officials suggest you begin acting in a childish manner immediately.

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Reminder

Existence never ends. Only life. And the sun. And time. And your favorite tv show. But not spiders. They remain.

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Anonymous asked:

There's a boy that seems rather mysterious and quiet. I don't know him. I am intrigued, should I attempt small talk?

Attempt with snakes

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Anonymous asked:

What should i name my cat?

Snakes

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Anonymous asked:

How do you get rid of acne?

Have you tried snakes?

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Is there?

A way to go back? To ask forgiveness? To ask, “how do we go forward?” To hear, “we’re already too far behind.”

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Anonymous asked:

I can't seem to find the perfect way to tell my friend how much I appreciate him and his sense of humor. How might I go about letting him know just how important he is?

Go along with his jokes. When he says "knock knock," ask who is there. When he asks you to pull his finger, run for the hills, find his finger, and pluck it from the dirt. When he says "Boy Montana is so hot!" Ask "How! Hot! Is it?! And also where! Is! Montana! And why has the government hidden it from us all these years?!?!?"

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Reminder

No zipper, button, drawstring, nor lock can entirely conceal a compartment full of the soft murmurs of voices that sound vaguely like strangers and yet alarmingly like loved ones...

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Me, on a date: do you want to commit treason? Date: sure why not? Me, stuffing breadsticks into my purse: take all the wheat by products you can get and run home, right now, immediately.

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It’s Starting

Side of effects of the beginning may include Geography lessons. If there are persistent antiques in the room please contact your doctor before starting the removal process as this may prove to be the beginning of a 400 day cycle of a new cycle. It’s starting

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