no? ?? ???????

at a 4 year old's birthday party right now and he's wearing a shirt that says BRUH IM 4

just had an absolutely atrocious thought

Notes are in complete agreement

if you die this way you go to American Valhalla

ROBOCOP (1987)

robocop’s famous catchphrase

They’re doing their best with half a brain cell.

The gray kitten isn't dumb. They're learning. They made a mistake and stopped.

The orange kitten tho... they are not beating the stereotype.

smokey Jone: whoopsiesies! steppted my lil paw inna the foude. dis noan goode, bettor whipes it off ovar hier.

Vermillion Carmichael: gotta eat this fucking metal

peace and love on my dash this afternoon

*right clicks on you*

*views your properties*

something incredibly American about an Allied trooper yelling brand names at Soviets until they recognize him as an ally.

ohh don’t worry about me, im eatin a whole buncho oysters.

oysers

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in case you ever doubted im a megamind level genius i made this post in 2011 

if you’re so genius how come i just unloaded your Swagg.. it’s 2024 buddy

You are going to hell

this is absolutely sending me

What a way to find out that you’re a vampire