• “I can count to G!”
• “I can count to purple backwards.”
• “Listen up, you undapants. Who wants to get hogtied, and push down into some snake water.”
•  “ [ name ], how do you be so short?”
• “ [ name ] said a swear!”
• “Aggh-! Gragh-! Uh, he died somehow.”
• “Poor guy never made it out of training pants.”
• “Whatta you kiddos think of my...very own chocolate bar!”
• “Looks like you dropped it in the sand.”
• “No, I just dipped it in salt!”
• “That’s grosser than gross.”
• “My house has a hundred bathrooms!”
• “No! Its mine! Its a hundred! Shut it off!”
• “She led a full stomach.”
• “Look how much we’ve grown!”
• “And lunch today will a bread-tangle of pizza.”
• “Pizza belongs in a triangle!”
• “We can form a band and become worldwide starlets!”
• “Obviously, I’ll sing and pretend to play guitar.”
• “Can I not get stuck playing bass?”

All of these lines are from the spin off web series Teen Girl Squad!

• “Wiggidy-wack?”
• “When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation.”
• “I’m gonna go see if he have any plans for dating me.”
• “Is my unda-wears showing?”
• “Grood. I mean good ...and great. Great and good.”
• “How’s about you get some brains?”
• “Let’s go put our stuff down by those olda boys.”
• “My lungs are filling up with sand...and cigarette butts.”
• “Ow! My hopes of reaching first base!.”
• “I’m five years older and in college!”
• “I hope nobody cool or famous is staring at me.”
• “She’s my friend, but not my best.”
• “Now who wants to tandem parasail with me?”
• “I think my friend and some presidents just flew by.”
• “Fine then, you won’t get any presents.”
• “I want presents! I want presents!”
• “Let’s see...lion’s mouth plus December-ween present divided by peer pressure times height equal triple salchow!
• “Last one in’s a rotten friend!”
• “Double double whip-less mochaccino half caf!”
• “I’m vegan.”

All of these lines are from the spin off web series Teen Girl Squad

• “Hey gals, lets go get ready to look so good!”
• “ [ name ], you look burnt or dead.”
• “I have a crush on every boy!”
• “Ow! My skin!”
• “I just picked up this fashion magazine with more hot tips!”
• “I think I have a chance with this guy.”
• “Let’s get yogurt!”
• “We got to go get some summer fashions!”
• “You can go to a thrift store or junkyard.”
• “How about some Pan-Asian cuisine?”
• “Ow! My stomach lining!”
• “We’ll worry about that one later.”
• “These clothes smell like grandmas.”
• “Well, I think it’s hella tight and you guys need boyfriends.”
• “I’m walking home from the thrift store.”
• “I met a possum.”
• “Now lets attract some cute boys!”
• “My blood hurts.”
• “I’m totally bummed that school is happening again this year.”
• “Ya’ll are so wack.”