Stingy Quotes Starters

“I’ll invite everybody, but I’m just going to take the presents and ask them to leave.” “Maybe I talk through the letterbox like this ‘Happy Birthday to me, leave your presents, go away.’“ “This is a blue helmet! My bicycle is yellow, they do not match!” “Disgusting! Don’t.Do.That.Again.” “If play with me and not the other kids, you can have this candy.” “Go away and take your friends with you!” “I could give you this one little piece, but it’s mine.” “Oh, I know ...some advice.” “I need to borrow your bathtub!” “I want everyone to take a bath before eating MY pizza.” “I only need to take your sink.” “My tools, my nails, my wood, MY tree house!” “This year I’m not going to let anyone in my house.” “To me...hmmm...From me!” “Oh nooo, never miiiind. I’ll just have to ride my new bicycle without a helmet.” “And is it free? Well then I’ll have two.” “Then when I watched for you a long time, I’ll learn all about how you play, then I’ll find out your weaknesses, then I’ll challenge you to play a game, and then I’ll beat you SOOO BADLY!” “If you don’t mind please go away...so I can go back to sleep.” “I’m a prince and you’re just going to have to deal with it.” “I know I don’t need it, but I want it!”