Send a 🎵 for me to go on shuffle and make a starter based off the first song that plays.
things I shouldn’t have said while playing games pt. 2
Feel free to change pronouns if needed!
TW: Swearing, Suggestive
“He’s mad because he didn’t get laid on the spot.” “The right way to seduce me is to bring me to a place that serves breakfast all day.” “Will this guy leave while we eat? He’s making me uncomfortable...” “Got two drinks in both hands and ready to party!” “You don’t like root beer floats? Nah, we can’t chill.” “Who doesn’t like banana splits? I mean except people allergic to bananas.” “Did he just kick his girlfriend out just to play video games by himself?” “I never knew someone could like candy corn that much.” “The one time I actually want some bananas and I can’t get any!” “My dog apparently know how to gift wrap a present.” “My cat pretty hates everybody but me, so watch out for that.” “I caught so many Psyducks, I don’t even know how many I have anymore.” “Tried to steal my sword and you STILL got your ass whooped.” “Vampires love to bother me while I’m eating late snack nights.” “You’re always doing some weird shit.” “Am I doing fine? Well, I’m sick, so of course not.” “Don’t make me kill you with this banana.” “I know I can beat her ass...just not at this moment.” “Stop flirting! We got to beat up these guys!” “The only people I date are cat ladies and I’m keeping it that way.” “I just can’t right now...not while I’m eating chicken.” “I’m going to be broke in a minute.” “Why are you not wearing any pants in a public place?” “She should go to jail for leaving that burger half eaten.” “If one more person leaves a half eaten plate in front of me, I’m calling the police.” “You have the nerve to break into my house with a fucking fedora on?” “Look, I love you and all but I can’t hang out with you all day.” “You know who’s looking sexy tonight? Me.” “Oh my god, stop calling every night about some bullshit.” “My boss keeps hitting on me and I hate it.”
Pokemon: The First Movie Quote Starter
These quotes are from the English version of the movie! Change terms and pronouns if needed.
“Who am I? What is my true reason for being? I will find my own purpose and purge this planet of all who oppose me.“ “Where my heart can learn what yours knows so well. What transpired here, I will always remember.” “A wildfire destroys everything in its path. It will be the same with your powers unless you learn to control them.” “That cannot be. You said we were partners. We stood as equals.“ “You were created by humans to obey humans. You could never be our equal.” “ I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.” "We do have a lot in common. The same Earth, the same air, the same sky. Maybe if we started looking at what's the same instead of what's different... well, who knows." “Humans may have created me, but they will never enslave me! This cannot be my destiny!” “I wasn't born a Pokémon, I was created; and my creators have used and betrayed me! So, I stand alone!” “Thanks, but the last time you cooked, you wiped out eight of my nine lives.” “A Pokémon can't be a Pokémon Master! No way!“ “I didn't know Vikings still existed.“ “ Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Oh, I think I'm gonna have one!” “I'm too weak to work, Misty. I haven't eaten since breakfast.” “This lunch is going to be just perfect for you, Ash. It's my lazy-boy 'no-chew' stew.” "So I am simply the end result of your experiment. What becomes of me now that your experiment is over?“ “Quiet, human. From now on, l am the one who makes the rules.“ “l have cleansed your tiny human brain of memories from the past weeks.“ “My storm will create my own world...by destroying yours.” “l almost made a clawful mistake.“ “You humans are a dangerous species. You brought me into your world with no purpose but to be your slave, but now l have my own purpose.” “ You there! l'm looking for a Pokémon trainer named Ash from Pallet Town. You know him?” “We dreamed of creating the world's strongest Pokémon... and we succeeded.” “So, you say I am wrong? That you are not this human's servant, you are his friend?“ “I should've known there was something fishy about them, besides the way they smell.”
50 terrible 50 Shades lines starter
It was painful to find these lines, lets be in pain together
All of the lines come from a mixture of the 50 Shades Series written by EL James
Change the pronouns if you need!
Warning: Strong language and suggestive words (but come it’s the 50 Shades book, what you expect?)
- "His voice is warm and husky like dark melted chocolate fudge caramel... or something."
- "He's my very own [ name ] popsicle."
- "[ name ] just sent me a winking smiley... Oh my."
- "I don't think my heart could stand the strain of another e-mail like that, or my pants for that matter."
- "I was serious about marrying you. We can get to know each other then."
- "He has a hotline to my groin."
- "He is an exceptional lover, I'm sure – though, of course, I have no comparison."
- "How do they know it's him? His trademark unruly copper hair, no doubt."
- "Sometimes you're so closed off... like an island state."
- "What a time to have a brain-to-mouth filter malfunction."
- "We don't have long, [name ], and the way I'm feeling right this moment, we won't need long."
- "I wonder if it's still lust at first sight for them."
- "The orange juice tastes divine. It's thirst-quenching and refreshing."
- "My very small inner goddess sways in a gentle victorious samba."
- "What's wrong? What did that creepy good-looking bastard do?"
- "Hmmm - he's soft and hard at once, like steel encased in velvet, and surprisingly tasty."
- "Holy crap - just-fucked pigtails do not suit me, either."
- “Put the chicken in the fridge.”
- "Dude. I need to get out of Seattle this weekend. This chick is all over my junk and I've got to get away."
- "She's oil on my troubled, deep, dark waters."
- "And the sound travels directly to my groin."
- "Well, I could fuck you over this piano."
- "I'm all deer/headlights, moth/flame, bird/snake- and he knows exactly what he's doing to me."
- "Argon? It rings a distant bell from chemistry class- an element, I think."
- "She wants all that romantic shit. Fuck."
- "My inner goddess is beside herself, hopping from foot to foot."
- "I must be the color of The Communist Manifesto."
- “You didn’t have to track me down with whatever James Bond gadgetry you’re developing for the highest bidder.”
- “This is wrong, but holy hell is it erotic.”
- “Why is anyone the way they are? That’s kind of hard to answer. Why do some people like cheese and other people hate it? Do you like cheese?”
- “Some boy scout he must have been to learn these knots.”
- “I thought it was chocolate hot fudge brownie sex that we had, with a cherry on top. But hey, what do I know?”
- “You have dreadful sex hair.”
- I don’t remember reading about nipple clamps in the Bible.”
- Poor, fucked up, kinky, philanthropic [ name ].”
- "Introduce you to my [ relative ] as what? 'This is the man who deflowered me and wants to start a BDSM relationship'.”
- “Don't get your panties in such a twist... and give me back mine.”
- "No one's ever said no to me before. And it's so - hot.”
- "They probably all thought you were gay, you know.”
- “Oh... by the way, I’m wearing your underwear.”
- “She says that I have to abstain from all sexual activity for the next four weeks.”
- “I don't know whether to worship at your feet or spank the living shit out of you.”
- “I wasn't aware we were fighting. I thought we were communicating,”
- "Technically, I'm you're boss's boss's boss."
- “I'd never beat you black and blue. I aim for pink."
- “I glance down his body. He's still wearing his shorts and his shirt, and I still have my T-shirt on. Jeez-- talk about wham, bam, thank you ma'am.”
- “Firstly, I don’t make love. I fuck…hard.”
- ‘Because I’m fifty shades of fucked up, [ name ].’”
- “If I want to buy you a fucking car, I'll buy you a fucking car.”
- “I don’t want fucking tea. I want to bury myself in you.”
brutalmoose quote starters { Part 2 }
All of these lines are from things Youtuber: brutalmoose (channel is link in name) have said before in his videos.
- “I ate some plastic, it went pretty well.”
- “Does this make me a professional food critic now? Um...yes, yep it does.”
- “Obey my food opinions, bitch.”
- “There’s like a jackalope and uh...dog.”
- “Reminds of Bazooka Joe comics in that it’s not funny.”
- “I guess you can save this if you like to collect them all. Not me.”
- “Unmarked mystery sauce.”
- “I’m Giant Pizza Man, I’m so big and I just want pizza. Run from me!”
- “I’m just one man, one professional food critic man.”
- “They’re wrong, they’re wrong. Anyone who does this is wrong!”
- “This is what you want to give the kids right before they go back to class.”
- “Right at lunch give them some good food, then just load them up with sugar.”
- “I’m guess...I really don’t want to eat cheese that landed on my backup hairbrush.”
- “Floor cheese, I guess?”
- “It’s fine it’s my hair. You’re allowed to eat your own hair...I guess.”
MPGIS quote starters { Part 2 }
All of these lines are from the Youtube web series Most Popular Girls In School (channel is linked in title).
Warning may contains lots of sexual, crude, and all around inappropriate language.
“Do you know how much of my wardrobe have a blood stain on it?” “Who the fuck even put this on the internet?” “I’m here to tell you two things: you’re famous and you’re welcome.” “Only thing is you can’t curse and you can’t make any references to sex.” “Bring sunblock, bitches!” “Two, four, six, eight, this is how I masturbate!” “Eat my tatters, enjoy my tots, here are my buns, and this is my twat!” “You got back into the toilet, demon poop!” “You stay away from me and you stay away from the children!” “Were you just yelling at your own poop?” “Wait, people are leaving Ipod Shuffles on the bathroom floor?” “Alright, poop. It’s just you and me.” “I have told you guys repeatedly that I am saving my vag-inity for someone special.” “Mock them, ridicule them, and tell everyone in school.” “This is high school, not an episode of fucking Lizzie McGuire.”
brutalmoose quote starters
All of these lines are from things Youtuber: brutalmoose (channel is link in name) have said before in his videos.
“Those are presumably mushrooms.” “Even though it’s loaded with sodium, it just taste better with salt and pepper.” “Fake mash potatoes, they’re just fake mash potatoes.” “I feel like it’s really hard to describe a fake mash potato, but if you ever had one you know what it taste likes.” “It was a made up points system, I made up it on the spot.” “Magical, magical corn!” “It really doesn’t look like chicken or a waffle.” “I don’t know what it is about this frozen chicken, but it makes me nervous.” “Look at this crap in my brownie, dude! You got corn, you got chicken in my brownie!” “You don’t get this hot without being a little flammable, right?” “I’m going to go eat the rest of my sodium...I mean lunch.” “It’s all saying it changed for the worst, so that probably means it gonna be pretty delicious.” “This chicken is making me feel...frighten.” “Suspicious potatoes...I hereby declare my suspicions on the mash.” “Something’s up with these taters.” “Corn is delicious.” “Some of you will say this is my fault, and you’re right.” “I don’t wanna eat that...I guess gotta eat that.”
Teen Girl Squad Quote Starters { Part 3 }
All of these lines are from the spin off web series Teen Girl Squad!
- “I can count to G!”
- “I can count to purple backwards.”
- “Listen up, you undapants. Who wants to get hogtied, and push down into some snake water.”
- “ [ name ], how do you be so short?”
- “ [ name ] said a swear!”
- “Aggh-! Gragh-! Uh, he died somehow.”
- “Poor guy never made it out of training pants.”
- “Whatta you kiddos think of my...very own chocolate bar!”
- “Looks like you dropped it in the sand.”
- “No, I just dipped it in salt!”
- “That’s grosser than gross.”
- “My house has a hundred bathrooms!”
- “No! Its mine! Its a hundred! Shut it off!”
- “She led a full stomach.”
- “Look how much we’ve grown!”
- “And lunch today will a bread-tangle of pizza.”
- “Pizza belongs in a triangle!”
- “We can form a band and become worldwide starlets!”
- “Obviously, I’ll sing and pretend to play guitar.”
- “Can I not get stuck playing bass?”
Teen Girl Squad Quote Starters { Part 2 }
All of these lines are from the spin off web series Teen Girl Squad!
- “Wiggidy-wack?”
- “When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation.”
- “I’m gonna go see if he have any plans for dating me.”
- “Is my unda-wears showing?”
- “Grood. I mean good ...and great. Great and good.”
- “How’s about you get some brains?”
- “Let’s go put our stuff down by those olda boys.”
- “My lungs are filling up with sand...and cigarette butts.”
- “Ow! My hopes of reaching first base!.”
- “I’m five years older and in college!”
- “I hope nobody cool or famous is staring at me.”
- “She’s my friend, but not my best.”
- “Now who wants to tandem parasail with me?”
- “I think my friend and some presidents just flew by.”
- “Fine then, you won’t get any presents.”
- “I want presents! I want presents!”
- “Let’s see...lion’s mouth plus December-ween present divided by peer pressure times height equal triple salchow!
- “Last one in’s a rotten friend!”
- “Double double whip-less mochaccino half caf!”
- “I’m vegan.”
Teen Girl Squad Quote Starters
All of these lines are from the spin off web series Teen Girl Squad
- “Hey gals, lets go get ready to look so good!”
- “ [ name ], you look burnt or dead.”
- “I have a crush on every boy!”
- “Ow! My skin!”
- “I just picked up this fashion magazine with more hot tips!”
- “I think I have a chance with this guy.”
- “Let’s get yogurt!”
- “We got to go get some summer fashions!”
- “You can go to a thrift store or junkyard.”
- “How about some Pan-Asian cuisine?”
- “Ow! My stomach lining!”
- “We’ll worry about that one later.”
- “These clothes smell like grandmas.”
- “Well, I think it’s hella tight and you guys need boyfriends.”
- “I’m walking home from the thrift store.”
- “I met a possum.”
- “Now lets attract some cute boys!”
- “My blood hurts.”
- “I’m totally bummed that school is happening again this year.”
- “Ya’ll are so wack.”
Cool Cat Save the Kids Quote Starters
All these lines are notable quotes from Cool Cat Save the Kids.
“There he is!” “He's about to graffiti our neighbor's wall, and it's not cool to... paint on someone's wall!” “Oh, my momma's gonna whoop me!” “He better not be a bully, because I don't like bullies.” “I bet you will you, fine looking kitty cat you!“ “I’m [ insert name ] and I love all kids!” “That kid kicked sand in [ insert name ]’s face!” “Oh no! They put lies on the internet?” “[ insert name ] loves to boogie woogie!” “There’s been several robberies. Bad guys stealing candy from babies.” “I’m [ insert name ] and I”m gonna protect the kids!” “The candy will trip him and he’ll fall flat on his face!” “Boy, I feel like picking on someone!” “[ insert name ] has pretty hair, so I’ll text her it’s ugly!” “What if it’s a secret contest and I just won a whole bunch of money!” “You’re ugly and your hair looks like rat hair.” “Wow! The mailman must have left one of [ insert name ]'s entertainment magazines!” “You might look like a cat, but you stink like a dog.” “ Dogs are my friends! Identify yourself!“ “I’m down with that, man!” “Get over here and give me a hug. Mmmm!” “Look at me, I’m surfing the web!” “If you were nice, you would have more friends and friends are cool!”
New Friendships Sentence Starters
Ever want a starter specifically for muses that just became friends without rushing into BFF territory too soon? Here’s some starters just for that bridge of acquaintance and friend!
“If you’re not busy later, want to hang out?” “What! You too? I thought I was the only one.” “...I’m so sorry, I didn’t know!” “That’s a long, touchy story to be honest...is it okay if I don’t tell?” “You got such a cute dog/cat/[ insert animal ]! Can I hold her/him/it?” “What do you think of [ insert subject matter]?” “Didn’t know you was so serious about [ insert subject manner ]!” “Don’t go to that place, it’s terrible!” “Thanks for the heads up.” “I got two tickets if you wanna come too!” “I’m getting kind of hungry, wanna grab something to eat?” “Your place is different than I thought it would be.” “What do you have to eat around here?” “Sorry I missed your call earlier.”
Out of Context Pokemon Game NPC Quotes Starters
All of these NPC quotes are from various Pokemon titles
“I like shorts! They’re comfy and easy to wear!” “Develop amnesia conveniently and forget everything you heard!” “Mostly I breathe fire, but want to exchange numbers?” “Just a souvenir shop, nothing suspicious about it. No need to be alarmed.” “This brat’s tough. Tougher than I can put into words, and I know a lot of words.” “Please make sure the bed is empty before getting in it!” “These are not shorts! These are half-pants!” "Light years is a measure of distance! Not time!" "What's wrong with you? Why are you not wearing shorts?" “I dropped the lift key!” 'Did I become a fisherman because I am patient, or did fishing make me patient? That is the question.'' "The air is tasty here!" "I lost because I didn't eat enough pizza." "I'm doing a live report on the topic of myself!" "Eek! Don't try anything funny in the dark!" "The way the athletes scramble for the ball... I wish they'd fight over me like that!" "I will view this battle from the perspective of a newborn." "I'm popular because of my outfit." “I’m self taught, but I sell good quality herbs!”
Dexter’s Laboratory Quotes Sentence Starters
“Girl, I have seen better steps on a ladder. “ “Oooh! What does THAT button do?” “How dare you kick me out! I'm gonna report you! I'll have your badge! I'll show you! You haven't heard the last from [ insert own name ]!” “Blast you, [ insert name ] ! Now there's an idea... blast [ insert name ]. Yes, blast [ insert name ]!” “I have no friends, and I am totally unpopular.” “In your dreams, you freaky little gnome” “Gather round, all you mortals, and behold the fury that you cannot deny! And you won't be disappointed, either.” “What do I have to do to be cool?” “You fool! Mothers/Fathers/Parents do not get sick; they take care of the sickly!” “Cooking? Cleaning? These are not the things a little boy/girl/child knows how to do!” “Yes, [ insert name ], I can read your thoughts, and I am smarter than you. “Excellent! My sneaky ways have put me in the lead!” “ I'd give myself a pat on the back, but I'm driving, so I'll have to do it later!” “By human standards, I know a lot.” “Say no more, [ insert name ], oh ye of little mind. I'll save the day and take all the glory! “Would you please assist me by...SHUTTING UP!?” “Anybody want to buy a dinosaur?” “I wanted to call you back and tell you that you have got cooties and I am love with....with...my football. Bye.” “Join me! Come to the Muffin Side. Do not resist. It is your destiny.”