chadtronic quote starters

“Welcome to our company, we DON’T trust you. That’s a pretty warm welcome to your new hires, I think.” “Oh! This is like a entirely different video now.” “Man, good thing she fixed that rug, that could have killed someone probably, maybe...probably” “That one guy...he’s shoplifting and no one’s paying attention.” “If you got a back injury from picking up a teddy bear, that would impress me.” “90% of merchandise in this store is either ceiling fans or cat litter. “You if need any cat litter or ceiling fans [ store name ] is the perfect place to shop.” “I’m not gonna lie, that’s pretty cute little dog.” “Make sure before you go out on you own adventure to give your wooden sword a nice, little stroke.” “That’s a conspiracy I’ll let you guys figure out.” “I wonder if the current backpack he’s wearing have supernatural powers.” “I wonder if it’s the backpack responsible for [ name ]’s madness. The Mario Backpack is like Sauron’s ring...it’s infecting his mind.” “Did that ghost scare you so much that you soiled your pants or...just saying..” “Somebody know how to use After Effects now.” [ name ] that’s not where you live, that’s the wrong house.”

Happy Home Designer Quote Starters

“If you’re looking for something specific, well, then look harder!” “Well, I just ate a birthday cake for lunch...but I sort of feel like eating this too.” “It can be very hard to save money when there are so many things I want to buy. I prefer to let future [ own name ] worry about money. It’s her problem, not mine.” “The more I hang out there, the more stuff I want to get.” “Ah! Am I noting the subtle flavors of peanut butter AND licorice? Delicious!” “This is the kind of food they serve to celebrities at fancy award shows!” “I should order a bunch of desserts to go.” “The Chef’s Special? I can’t seem to remember if it’s soup or salad, but it IS made with jelly beans!” “I don’t know why they don’t just let me diagnose myself. Do they really believe I don’t know what’s wrong? I’m sick! How hard was that, really?” “I could really use some medicine, but not the medicine everyone else is taking. That medicine is too mainstream to work on me.” “I’m not sure if I’m playing tag or hide and seek!” “I can’t believe the teacher canceled the big test we were supposed to have today. I stayed all night studying! I even sharpened my lucky pencils!” “Yeah! This is my JAM!” “Ooh, I don’t think I have one of these yet. And if I do, I could always use another.” “I’m good. If I can’t find it by myself, I probably don’t really need it.” “There’s too much stuff here! I just wanted to make a quick, simple trip to the store, but now I can’t make up my mind.” “Should I order dessert? Or just eat this candy bar that’s been melting in my pocket all day?” “I wonder if they’ll make my meal free if I tell them it’s my birthday today...” “Oops, I forgot my cell phone at home! If I can’t take a picture of my food, how will everyone know what I’m eating?” “This work is ruining my nails! I’m going to need a manicure tomorrow!” “Why is there so much emphasis on presentation? I just wanna slap everything on a plate and serve it. I mean, it’s all going to the same place anyway.” “From everything I’ve read, the best ingredients are the ones that look like they have a story to tell. Hmm, now which ones of these are telling the best story today?”

Stingy Quotes Starters

“I’ll invite everybody, but I’m just going to take the presents and ask them to leave.” “Maybe I talk through the letterbox like this ‘Happy Birthday to me, leave your presents, go away.’“ “This is a blue helmet! My bicycle is yellow, they do not match!” “Disgusting! Don’t.Do.That.Again.” “If play with me and not the other kids, you can have this candy.” “Go away and take your friends with you!” “I could give you this one little piece, but it’s mine.” “Oh, I know ...some advice.” “I need to borrow your bathtub!” “I want everyone to take a bath before eating MY pizza.” “I only need to take your sink.” “My tools, my nails, my wood, MY tree house!” “This year I’m not going to let anyone in my house.” “To me...hmmm...From me!” “Oh nooo, never miiiind. I’ll just have to ride my new bicycle without a helmet.” “And is it free? Well then I’ll have two.” “Then when I watched for you a long time, I’ll learn all about how you play, then I’ll find out your weaknesses, then I’ll challenge you to play a game, and then I’ll beat you SOOO BADLY!” “If you don’t mind please go away...so I can go back to sleep.” “I’m a prince and you’re just going to have to deal with it.” “I know I don’t need it, but I want it!”

brutalmoose quote starters { Part 2 }

brutalmoose quote starters

“Those are presumably mushrooms.” “Even though it’s loaded with sodium, it just taste better with salt and pepper.” “Fake mash potatoes, they’re just fake mash potatoes.”  “I feel like it’s really hard to describe a fake mash potato, but if you ever had one you know what it taste likes.” “It was a made up points system, I made up it on the spot.” “Magical, magical corn!” “It really doesn’t look like chicken or a waffle.” “I don’t know what it is about this frozen chicken, but it makes me nervous.” “Look at this crap in my brownie, dude! You got corn, you got chicken in my brownie!” “You don’t get this hot without being a little flammable, right?” “I’m going to go eat the rest of my sodium...I mean lunch.” “It’s all saying it changed for the worst, so that probably means it gonna be pretty delicious.” “This chicken is making me feel...frighten.” “Suspicious potatoes...I hereby declare my suspicions on the mash.” “Something’s up with these taters.” “Corn is delicious.” “Some of you will say this is my fault, and you’re right.” “I don’t wanna eat that...I guess gotta eat that.”

Teen Girl Squad Quote Starters { Part  3 }

All of these lines are from the spin off web series Teen Girl Squad!

Teen Girl Squad Quote Starters { Part  2 }

Teen Girl Squad Quote Starters

Cool Cat Save the Kids Quote Starters

“There he is!” “He's about to graffiti our neighbor's wall, and it's not cool to... paint on someone's wall!” “Oh, my momma's gonna whoop me!” “He better not be a bully, because I don't like bullies.” “I bet you will you, fine looking kitty cat you!“ “I’m [ insert name ] and I love all kids!” “That kid kicked sand in [ insert name ]’s face!” “Oh no! They put lies on the internet?” “[ insert name ] loves to boogie woogie!” “There’s been several robberies. Bad guys stealing candy from babies.” “I’m [ insert name ] and I”m gonna protect the kids!” “The candy will trip him and he’ll fall flat on his face!” “Boy, I feel like picking on someone!” “[ insert name ] has pretty hair, so I’ll text her it’s ugly!” “What if it’s a secret contest and I just won a whole bunch of money!” “You’re ugly and your hair looks like rat hair.” “Wow! The mailman must have left one of [ insert name ]'s entertainment magazines!” “You might look like a cat, but you stink like a dog.” “ Dogs are my friends! Identify yourself!“ “I’m down with that, man!” “Get over here and give me a hug. Mmmm!” “Look at me, I’m surfing the web!” “If you were nice, you would have more friends and friends are cool!”