chadtronic quote starters

“Welcome to our company, we DON’T trust you. That’s a pretty warm welcome to your new hires, I think.” “Oh! This is like a entirely different video now.” “Man, good thing she fixed that rug, that could have killed someone probably, maybe...probably” “That one guy...he’s shoplifting and no one’s paying attention.” “If you got a back injury from picking up a teddy bear, that would impress me.” “90% of merchandise in this store is either ceiling fans or cat litter. “You if need any cat litter or ceiling fans [ store name ] is the perfect place to shop.” “I’m not gonna lie, that’s pretty cute little dog.” “Make sure before you go out on you own adventure to give your wooden sword a nice, little stroke.” “That’s a conspiracy I’ll let you guys figure out.” “I wonder if the current backpack he’s wearing have supernatural powers.” “I wonder if it’s the backpack responsible for [ name ]’s madness. The Mario Backpack is like Sauron’s ring...it’s infecting his mind.” “Did that ghost scare you so much that you soiled your pants or...just saying..” “Somebody know how to use After Effects now.” [ name ] that’s not where you live, that’s the wrong house.”

brutalmoose quote starters { Part 2 }

MPGIS quote starters { Part 2 }

“Do you know how much of my wardrobe have a blood stain on it?” “Who the fuck even put this on the internet?” “I’m here to tell you two things: you’re famous and you’re welcome.” “Only thing is you can’t curse and you can’t make any references to sex.” “Bring sunblock, bitches!” “Two, four, six, eight, this is how I masturbate!” “Eat my tatters, enjoy my tots, here are my buns, and this is my twat!” “You got back into the toilet, demon poop!” “You stay away from me and you stay away from the children!” “Were you just yelling at your own poop?” “Wait, people are leaving Ipod Shuffles on the bathroom floor?” “Alright, poop. It’s just you and me.” “I have told you guys repeatedly that I am saving my vag-inity for someone special.” “Mock them, ridicule them, and tell everyone in school.” “This is high school, not an episode of fucking Lizzie McGuire.”

MPGIS quote starters

“Stop trying to force your Full House references on us.” “You are not going to suck any of our dicks today, and you’re not going to play with any of our butt holes either.” “Are you trying to infer that because you’re willing to do stuff to our butts, it proves  that you’re more of a man than us?” “Don’t be a dick, bro.” “Ah oui, I will take a toasted baguette with a selection of foie grais and a Perrier please.’ “Hey [ name ], still giving people diarrhea for a living?”  “Jesus Christ, is a that a fucking gremlin?” “Um excuse me, I will cut a bitch if there is lice somewhere in my chili.” “Is this going to go on much longer? Because I have a basket of jalapeno poppers that are getting cold.” “You are totes creep.” “I had to break up with my boyfriend today. Because he likes fucking Gossip Girl more than Glee.” “What the fuck is that suppose to mean?” “You cursed me out in the bathroom earlier today.” “We talked, you pooped, I thought we had a connection.” “Well, if we ever have a special on meat salad, I’ll let you know.”

brutalmoose quote starters

“Those are presumably mushrooms.” “Even though it’s loaded with sodium, it just taste better with salt and pepper.” “Fake mash potatoes, they’re just fake mash potatoes.”  “I feel like it’s really hard to describe a fake mash potato, but if you ever had one you know what it taste likes.” “It was a made up points system, I made up it on the spot.” “Magical, magical corn!” “It really doesn’t look like chicken or a waffle.” “I don’t know what it is about this frozen chicken, but it makes me nervous.” “Look at this crap in my brownie, dude! You got corn, you got chicken in my brownie!” “You don’t get this hot without being a little flammable, right?” “I’m going to go eat the rest of my sodium...I mean lunch.” “It’s all saying it changed for the worst, so that probably means it gonna be pretty delicious.” “This chicken is making me feel...frighten.” “Suspicious potatoes...I hereby declare my suspicions on the mash.” “Something’s up with these taters.” “Corn is delicious.” “Some of you will say this is my fault, and you’re right.” “I don’t wanna eat that...I guess gotta eat that.”

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