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If ur in any way related to pie dough fuck u • You can call me B or Bee • he/she/they • Lesbian • icon by @hellerism
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Male loneliness epidemic this male loneliness epidemic that. What ever. All I see is yet another problem men expect women to solve for them. Ooooooo I’m so lonely! You have to date me so I’m not lonely! bitch be so fr. log off Reddit and go join a hobby group or some shit.

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[liberal voice]: we lost because a handful of marxist-leninist bloggers on tumblr dot com didn't endorse our candidate. as we all know, the american electorate is heavily influenced by marxist-leninist bloggers on tumblr dot com. think of all the many middle-aged suburban voters who would have voted for our candidate if marxist-leninists on tumblr dot com had told them to.

[liberal voice]: if only we had pestered them more

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might get crucified for this but destiel could’ve been it

if there was a play about an angel who pulled a repressed homosexual man out of hell and fell in love with him then yes i’d post snippet quotes from it. you would too. we all would.

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Seven year old kid invents a fun game where they toss their polly pockets off the second story deck and see how many times they bounce off the grass. On the metaphysical plane the psychopomp tasked with tallying the child’s sins puts another mark in the HELL AND ETERNAL DAMNATION column

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biggest problem with destiel is that cas would have to use his angel magic to regrow deans penis after every time they made love

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