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I use to absolutely love the trans Regulus headcannon and I still do but I hate how people make him out to be a twink because of that. And people always make him the feminine one in jegulus when there doesn't need to be a feminine one, they can both be manly. This is not me saying trans men or men in general can't be feminine I just wish people wouldn't make him feminine because he's trans if you get what I mean.
Thank you for listening to my Ted talk.
Regulus: your handsome friend took care of everything
James: Remus?
Regulus: you think he's handsome?
James: I guess? Uh, is that a problem?
Regulus: no. Yes. Sometimes ...well you just-
James: you're jealous?
Regulus: I don't get jealous
James: you're jealous. You're actually jealous!
Regulus: I've never gotten jealous ! This is not-
James: have I made the famous Regulus Black jealous?
Regulus: shut it
James Potter wears contacts when he plays qudditch. And Regulus hates it. That's the post.
Sirius: besides no offense dude but what would you know about relationships anyway?
James: well actually smart guy I-
Sirius: actually what?
James: eeeerrrrrr
Sirius: spill it!
James: Regulus and I are dating!
Sirius: *gasp*
James: for like a couple of months now
Sirius: *shocked*
James: we have matching bracelets!
Sirius: *stunned*
Regulus: before you hear some dirty lies from someone else, yes I'm dating a gryffindor
Barty: Aw, i knew you'd get with James
Regulus: ha ha ha
Barty: does this mean we have to stop sleeping together?
Regulus: see another bed in here?
Barty: Oh yeah, you're totally my bitch forever
Regulus: so, about the whole gryffindor thing don't tell too many people
Barty: hey, you know me
Regulus: I mean don't tell my brother
Barty: *starts texting Sirius* you know me
Regulus: who are you texting? *phone starts ringing*
Sirius, on the phone: A GRYFFINDOR?! MY BEST FRIEND?! SCANDAL!
Regulus: that's not true. Who told you?
Sirius: Barty duh!
Regulus: that gossipy bitch
Barty: you know me
Regulus: BARTY!
I just saw the most Evan Rosier man in a stage show I was at. This man had a blonde mullet and a nose ring but he was giving off some happy boy vibes and I was like this dude has James Potter vibes (besides for being blonde). That was until this man started grinding on the audience members and I was like this dude is literally Evan Rosier in real life.
Anyway it got me thinking about like broadway/play aus so if anyone has any recommendations preferably with jegulus, rosekiller, marylily, and wolfstar then please give them to me.
That is all x
The stars shined brightly above him. What a wonderfully clear night. What would make it a more wonderful night was if his boyfriend actually decided to turn up. Sick of waiting for his boyfriend to come he started rolling a blunt. He lit it up and took a drag. The door of the astronomy tower flung open, Regulus didn't even bother to look, slowly breathing out the smoke.
"Nice of you to join me Potter" he said with smoke curly out of his lips. James walked over to him quickly, sitting infront of him. James kept his head down when Regulus finally decided to look at him. Regulus frowned seeing the sadness that flooded his love's face, tear streaks running down his face.
"Oh my love what happened?" Regulus put out the blunt and gathered the boy in his arms, messy hair tickling his chin. James sniffed quietly, his head tucked into Regulus's neck.
"Sirius found out" he whispered, shuffling onto Regulus's lap. Regulus felt a flood of emotion take over him, nervousness, sadness, but mainly anger that this had caused such sadness for James.
"What did he do?" Regulus asked, anger slipping in his tone. A slight cry came from the boy wrapped around him, he quickly tightened his arms around him.
"He just yelled at me for dating his brother, I shouldn't be so sad but he's never yelled at me like that before. He was so angry," James confessed, more tears forming in his eyes.
Fucking Sirius. He was going to have a long chat with him tomorrow. But right now he needed to comfort his boyfriend.
"It's ok love," Regulus said hugging him closer, James falling evn more into him. "Let's just forget about him, ok?" He asked and James nodded.
Regulus slightly smiled and kissed him on the forehead. James pulled away from him grabbing the blunt off the ground.
"Now I think I was promised to get high, am I wrong?" James asked cheekily, tear lines still evident on his face. Regulus rolled his eyes, still concerned for his boyfriend, "No you aren't." He grabbed the blunt from James, pulling the lighter from his pocket and relighting the joint. He inhales but before giving it to James his exhales the smoke into his mouth, kissing him afterwards.
"Happy one year my love," Regulus says when he pulls away.
James takes a drag himself, "Happy one year"
They cuddle up together the rest of the night, laughing, talking, looking at the stars and getting high, ignoring the problem of Sirius until tomorrow.
I don't know if I've ever seen someone do band aus the way I want them so this is the instruments everyone would play
Marauders - have a queen or led zeppelin vibe
James: drums
Remus: bass
Peter: lead guitar
Sirius: singer, sometimes piano or keyboard if needed
Valkyries - have an Abba or the runaways vibe
Marlene: drums, backing vocals
Lily: bass, backing vocals
Mary: guitar, singer
Slytherins - have a pearl jam or nirvana vibe
Regulus: bass
Barty: lead singer
Dorcas: guitar, singer
Evan: drummer
Pandora: singer, keyboard or piano
James: *looking at lily lovingly*
Lily: don't look at me like that
James: *confused*
Lily: *knows how he feels about Regulus* don't act straight when you're gay
Remus and Peter trying to guess who James is dating
Remus: well what colour are his eyes?
James: I don't know he's always looking away
Peter: Is he tall?
James: Well I don't gotta look up or down
Remus: yeah? Well we heard he's bad
James: mmm he's slytherin but he's not evil
Peter: *smirks* I know who it is
Remus: who?!
Peter: *walks off*
Remus: Peter!
James: You think about shagging all the time time don't you?
Regulus: ugh shagging. Trust the British to come up with the least sexy word for it
James: What's wrong with shagging?
Regulus: sounds like something you do to a carpet
James: Yeah what do the French call it?
Regulus: *smirking* faire l'amour
James: *swoons*
James is the type of person to answer your snap after one second whereas Regulus takes 3-5 business days to answer someone.
Marauders as random things my friends have said
Peter: I wouldn't be me if I didn't judge people
Marlene: My mum thought I said my penis was sticking out. No mum I don't have a penis
James: I have checked if my teeth are there 100 times, it is annoying the fuck out of me
Regulus, at family events: There are people here, if someone makes me talk to them I might kms
Pandora: My nostrils have taste buds in them
Barty: yippee yay condom time
Sirius: don't you love when your parents say being trans is just for attention?
Dorcas, about a sign: I thought this said lesbian fitness (it read lean bean fitness)
Mary: I have long slender juicy hands like a model
Evan: Regulus is listening to metallica, never been more proud of him
Remus: who doesn't love making cigarettes?
Lily: you can chew my neck?
Sirius: *walking in on jegulus making out* what the actual fuck
Regulus: *freaking out*
Sirius: Oh you sick sick bastards
James: it's nothing Sirius
Sirius: this is incest!
James: No it's not
Sirius: yes it is, James!
James: we're not related!
Sirius: Oh, that makes it okay I suppose?!
James: well, it makes it not incest
James: the only person against us is my father
Regulus: what do you mean? Your dad loves me
James: my dad hates you
Regulus: are you sure?
James: look *goes to Fleamont*
James: Papi can I be with him?
Fleamont: of course
James: NO PAPI!!!!
Fleamont: James, I'm telling you to freaking be with him!
James: YEAH, BUT I LOVE HIM!
Fleamont: I like him too, he has money
James: WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO SEPERATE US?!
Fleamont: I'm not trying... I don't want to separate you
James: please don't do this to me! Please I'm gonna run away!
Fleamont: run away with him! Effie! Bring the holy water!
James: *sobbing*
Regulus: *very disappointed*
James: hey, be safe
Regulus: we will
Peter, mocking them: be safe
Lily: I'll be so safe
James: can you guys stop
Lily: I'll be safe for you!
James: stop! I'm gonna kill you
Lily: but how would that keep us safe?
