Marauders as random things my friends have said
Peter: I wouldn't be me if I didn't judge people
Marlene: My mum thought I said my penis was sticking out. No mum I don't have a penis
James: I have checked if my teeth are there 100 times, it is annoying the fuck out of me
Regulus, at family events: There are people here, if someone makes me talk to them I might kms
Pandora: My nostrils have taste buds in them
Barty: yippee yay condom time
Sirius: don't you love when your parents say being trans is just for attention?
Dorcas, about a sign: I thought this said lesbian fitness (it read lean bean fitness)
Mary: I have long slender juicy hands like a model
Evan: Regulus is listening to metallica, never been more proud of him
Remus: who doesn't love making cigarettes?
Lily: you can chew my neck?