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Pandora: you want to be sexed up abusive lesbians?
Dorcas: fuck no
Pandora: why not?
Dorcas: because you'd be doing all the abusing
Pandora: Oh like what?
Dorcas: just weird shit. You'd like put a cigarette out on my neck and lick the burn mark
Pandora: ... so you wanna try it?
Dorcas: NO!
Marauders as Aussie shops
James: Rebel
Sirius: JB Hi-Fi
Remus: T2 Tea
Peter: Zing
Mary: Lovisa
Lily: Cotton on
Marlene: Surf Dive n Ski
Regulus: Myer
Dorcas: Glassons
Pandora: Lush
Evan: $2 shop
Barty: Dangerfield
I use to absolutely love the trans Regulus headcannon and I still do but I hate how people make him out to be a twink because of that. And people always make him the feminine one in jegulus when there doesn't need to be a feminine one, they can both be manly. This is not me saying trans men or men in general can't be feminine I just wish people wouldn't make him feminine because he's trans if you get what I mean.
Thank you for listening to my Ted talk.
I just finished dead boy detectives and tell me why Edwin is Regulus coded, Charles is James coded, Crystal is Lily coded, and Niko is Pandora coded. It was literally just a marauders fan fic. Even the Cat King was Barty coded and Jenny was Dorcas coded like omg.
Regulus: your handsome friend took care of everything
James: Remus?
Regulus: you think he's handsome?
James: I guess? Uh, is that a problem?
Regulus: no. Yes. Sometimes ...well you just-
James: you're jealous?
Regulus: I don't get jealous
James: you're jealous. You're actually jealous!
Regulus: I've never gotten jealous ! This is not-
James: have I made the famous Regulus Black jealous?
Regulus: shut it
James Potter wears contacts when he plays qudditch. And Regulus hates it. That's the post.
Why do the slytherin boys react videos have Regulus in them?! Why is he straight?! They don't know him like we do :(
Sirius: besides no offense dude but what would you know about relationships anyway?
James: well actually smart guy I-
Sirius: actually what?
James: eeeerrrrrr
Sirius: spill it!
James: Regulus and I are dating!
Sirius: *gasp*
James: for like a couple of months now
Sirius: *shocked*
James: we have matching bracelets!
Sirius: *stunned*
Regulus: before you hear some dirty lies from someone else, yes I'm dating a gryffindor
Barty: Aw, i knew you'd get with James
Regulus: ha ha ha
Barty: does this mean we have to stop sleeping together?
Regulus: see another bed in here?
Barty: Oh yeah, you're totally my bitch forever
Regulus: so, about the whole gryffindor thing don't tell too many people
Barty: hey, you know me
Regulus: I mean don't tell my brother
Barty: *starts texting Sirius* you know me
Regulus: who are you texting? *phone starts ringing*
Sirius, on the phone: A GRYFFINDOR?! MY BEST FRIEND?! SCANDAL!
Regulus: that's not true. Who told you?
Sirius: Barty duh!
Regulus: that gossipy bitch
Barty: you know me
Regulus: BARTY!
I just saw the most Evan Rosier man in a stage show I was at. This man had a blonde mullet and a nose ring but he was giving off some happy boy vibes and I was like this dude has James Potter vibes (besides for being blonde). That was until this man started grinding on the audience members and I was like this dude is literally Evan Rosier in real life.
Anyway it got me thinking about like broadway/play aus so if anyone has any recommendations preferably with jegulus, rosekiller, marylily, and wolfstar then please give them to me.
That is all x
Barty: yeah we don't laugh anymore. We don't talk anymore
Regulus: we're talking now
Barty: yeah but only while we wait for Evan
Regulus: we talked last night
Barty: yeah but you were in a mood
Regulus: I was not in a mood
Barty: alright fine you weren't in a mood
The stars shined brightly above him. What a wonderfully clear night. What would make it a more wonderful night was if his boyfriend actually decided to turn up. Sick of waiting for his boyfriend to come he started rolling a blunt. He lit it up and took a drag. The door of the astronomy tower flung open, Regulus didn't even bother to look, slowly breathing out the smoke.
"Nice of you to join me Potter" he said with smoke curly out of his lips. James walked over to him quickly, sitting infront of him. James kept his head down when Regulus finally decided to look at him. Regulus frowned seeing the sadness that flooded his love's face, tear streaks running down his face.
"Oh my love what happened?" Regulus put out the blunt and gathered the boy in his arms, messy hair tickling his chin. James sniffed quietly, his head tucked into Regulus's neck.
"Sirius found out" he whispered, shuffling onto Regulus's lap. Regulus felt a flood of emotion take over him, nervousness, sadness, but mainly anger that this had caused such sadness for James.
"What did he do?" Regulus asked, anger slipping in his tone. A slight cry came from the boy wrapped around him, he quickly tightened his arms around him.
"He just yelled at me for dating his brother, I shouldn't be so sad but he's never yelled at me like that before. He was so angry," James confessed, more tears forming in his eyes.
Fucking Sirius. He was going to have a long chat with him tomorrow. But right now he needed to comfort his boyfriend.
"It's ok love," Regulus said hugging him closer, James falling evn more into him. "Let's just forget about him, ok?" He asked and James nodded.
Regulus slightly smiled and kissed him on the forehead. James pulled away from him grabbing the blunt off the ground.
"Now I think I was promised to get high, am I wrong?" James asked cheekily, tear lines still evident on his face. Regulus rolled his eyes, still concerned for his boyfriend, "No you aren't." He grabbed the blunt from James, pulling the lighter from his pocket and relighting the joint. He inhales but before giving it to James his exhales the smoke into his mouth, kissing him afterwards.
"Happy one year my love," Regulus says when he pulls away.
James takes a drag himself, "Happy one year"
They cuddle up together the rest of the night, laughing, talking, looking at the stars and getting high, ignoring the problem of Sirius until tomorrow.
I don't know if I've ever seen someone do band aus the way I want them so this is the instruments everyone would play
Marauders - have a queen or led zeppelin vibe
James: drums
Remus: bass
Peter: lead guitar
Sirius: singer, sometimes piano or keyboard if needed
Valkyries - have an Abba or the runaways vibe
Marlene: drums, backing vocals
Lily: bass, backing vocals
Mary: guitar, singer
Slytherins - have a pearl jam or nirvana vibe
Regulus: bass
Barty: lead singer
Dorcas: guitar, singer
Evan: drummer
Pandora: singer, keyboard or piano
