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I’m not self sabotaging I’m expressing myself

I know the plastic surgery industry is evil and preys on insecurities but when women get their face done and look crazy I’m always like well it’s avant-garde it’s a reference to surrealist works by visionaries almost lost to time that you just don’t know about. that’s why she’s the artist and you’re the fan. Yes you don’t get it, she looks like a duplicitous and licentious Skyrim NPC that betrays you and leaves you with nothing in your inventory after act 2 of the narrative as a social commentary on the pressure WE put on women to always appear as healthy lovely and generous mothers ripe for bearing children. But an artists soul is often misunderstood by the uncultured. However! Her surgeon must be sacrificed and drained of all his blood on the vernal equinox as painfully as possible for the ritual to be complete. Only then will women become free, for you see she is also a blood mage operating on levels of the mind and spirit you cannot fathom.

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“nobody is making you do this” i am driven by unnatural forces you will never even begin to comprehend

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