The Awesomesauce of Life

we slidin

At that point he’s a passenger too

Happy we slidin season to all who observe

A moment to celebrate 5 years of we slidin.

Happy 5 years of we slidin to all who observe

Happy birthday Queen

Wow we all queued this post for Nov 12th huh

Today my Advanced Clinical Pathology professor trailed off in the middle of class and said, “If I seem distracted, it’s because last night I was talking with a friend and she asked ‘Who’s that chick in Titanic?’ but all I heard was ‘Chicken Titanic,’ and ever since then I’ve been thinking about a chicken on the bow of the Titanic like Kate Winslet, wings held high. It’s all I can think about.”

My hand moved on its own

Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

tags by @eridan-ampora

Update: this is the best post I've ever made because everyone is sharing their Warm Beverage recipes in the notes. Go check the notes for more Warm Beverages That Will Fix You.

*walks into american followers bedrooms* *in gentle voice* hows it going champ

I really wanted to draw at least something for Swordtember hehe, ladies with swords are always fun to draw c:.

unrelated but “like butt and ass” has stuck with me. what way to describe something

and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

Cmon man

Me talking to my air fryer: Help me. I am a 8 year old boy living in the illegitimate Yankee Capitalist regime. President Xi, our shelves are empty and we are hungry. I am asking you to liberate my state of Connecticut with your Chengdu J-20 Stealth air superiority fighters and your Dongfeng 41 Missiles.

"women are tainted by their previous sexual encounters" doesn't become less openly misogynistic just because it's said by a woman btw

Attn: conservative men

yeah okay ill reblog that