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yes babe you already told me that story about how paul simon wrote the only living boy in new york because he was sad that garfunkel was away filming a movie i think it’s so interesting and speaks to the level of connection they had which really makes their feud so tragic can we fuck now
mannysidney still having fun together 300 years later after losing a hand and an eye and being tormented by supernatural entities in a nightmare dimension: *dancing the funky chicken together in the roadhouse*
javier: do you think we'll be like that in 300 years?
carter: i hope so.
Build Me Up Buttercup by The Foundations except it’s Sunday morning and you’re dancing around the kitchen, frying up some eggs and bacon and organizing all your pots and pans while you play it from your radio. It’s a lot of work, but you find it soothing.
nice bro. um… *kisses u hard* epic…
list of things that make a story good:
ok thanks
manny and sidney coming out of limbo like, "DO THEY STILL HAVE THE CURE? DO THEY STILL HAVE ABBA? oh thank god."
“Two dumbasses and the voice of reason” is a fun relationship dynamic, but also consider:
This quote is so fantastic that it makes me hurt with yearning, and it pisses me off that it’s from a diary of a wimpy kid fan book
“I really would like to hang out together for, like, a really long time. Like, the rest of our lives. I got us these cool rings we can wear if you agree.”
guy who'll follow you to the ends of the earth even into hell but won't ride the rollercoasters at the theme park with you
— she drives me crazy (2021)
Kid 1: Hey what are you doing?
Kid 2: *tosses a bike in the river* I dunno I’m just fuckin tossing bikes in the river bro
I really believed the caption was a snarky parody of what was said and not literally the actual dialogue
These are what pranks should be….
My heart would have came out my chest!!!
That was CLEVER
“It is terrifying. And yet, you knew what you were getting into. You know that to love is both to swim and to drown. You know to love is to be a whole, partial, a joint, a fracture, a heart, a bone. It is to bleed and heal. It is to be in the world, honest. It is to place someone next to your beating heart, in the absolute darkness of your inner, and trust they will hold you close.”
— Caleb Azumah Nelson, from Open Water. (via xshayarsha)
